Heron

Aye - I said this to my Mam and Sister. Last year I went to Lisbon for Benfica game alone and it could have been me...

So basically our defence is further weakened whilst our midfield is arguably strengthened and our strike force is now almost non-existent. With the sale of my poo we will be back in black, back in the cack and the s*** times are once again upon us. What a f***ing armitage shank of a club. The good days must be due back some time soon...surely.

I agree.

If Argentina win today, my only hope is that it is because this man has played a blinder.

What's the rumoured fee? This is shit crack by the way...

Neither of the teams in the world cup final I want to win it, the world cup is ending and club football comes back, and with a bang. We sign Ayoze Perez - okay maybe one for the future, I don't know. We sign Siem De Jong - Good signing but we all know the real reasons for it. Then we get rid of not one but two of our best players. Okay, Remy wasn't ours but he probably could and should have been. All that is left now is for Colo' to get f***ed in a pre-season friendly and Krul to be bought by someone half decent in Europe. We will be royally shagged. Anyone who thinks this is a good deal is a f***ing spastic. Seriously, I can feel nothing but depressed in the build up to what will be another shite season. The sooner the football kicks back in the better so maybe that feeling of hate surfaces again, then I can vent my own frustrations at the horrible, disastrous cancer that is ruining our club. I fucking hate them with a passion.

To be fair the Keegan days and the Robson era were what I was referring to. At least we competed amongst Europe's elite.

The Newcastle of old would have built upon one of the top 10 RB's in the world and one of the top 20/30 midfielder's. Along with a solid goalkeeper, pretty solid old centre half and a decent striker or two who can score 1 in every 2 or 3 games. Fuck me - the players we have seen come and go in these last 5 or 6 years is mental. Siem de Jong will just be the latest player to skip across the stepping stones, make his claim for a mediocre side then fuck off to somewhere bigger for a higher fee. It's obvious. If he fails, oh well - he didn't cost much. Trophies don't go to the club with the most financially sound bank account unfortunately, or for the support a team gets, it's a fucking massive shame not like - if they did we would be unstoppable. Mike Ashley and his fuckwit friends should fuck off to Syria in KKK attire waving the bible.

Not long until we have to put up with the Pardspew again...this time with more acidic bile than occasional carrots, no doubt.

The sad thing is the fact you genuinely have a point, whether I agree with your form of protest or not.

Krul Raylor Colo Mbiwa / Willo Haidara Gouffran Sissoko Anita Ben Arfa De Jong Cisse Maybe?

I like your sig'.

I assume you mean fighting to avoid relegation? Look at the squad: its so incredibly weak now. Surely to god they will start bringing in people now otherwise we are well and truly f**cked. Aye, mate. I think even if we do bring a few people in it's leaving us very vulnerable unless they get some with Premier League experience. We have a very small squad with little quality to stand above the vast majority of mediocre sides in the league, and a lot of new players from abroad may take time to settle and disrupt whatever semblance of team spirit or cohesion we have left. This is a massive season for Newcastle United. Absolutely huge, on and off the pitch.

This is almost as big a popularity contest as Shola and Messi. Get to shelter boys - this one's gonna blow! "Fire in the hole!" [neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooowww booom] "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

On a lighter note - SanToon...your name is the anagram of TanSoon, and I will be doing just that in 7 weeks time. With my gorgeous fidanzata.

Oh God, who knows, it's going to be f***ing hilarious either way so go down whichever avenue you think best, "bimps". It'll be a Bimpy ride which ever road you take...

:'( I'm a nice idiot... Aren't I?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that sweet. Mr Guilt has knocked at the Bimpy house...

Sizzling in a pan, motherfucker.

I reckon he's secretly teasing her as she watches him type. "Fat slag." "Chubby whore"...he types...she's licking her lips...as he teases with his sausage n the keyboard. Typing out profanities that make her temperature soar...like a fat lass in a chip shop. This is foreplay, in the Bimpy house...bitches.

I'm sure people go into meltdown when the season finishes.

Wait until half time on Wednesday. The £33 will probably drop by then. Even if he scores?

Wait until half time on Wednesday.

At least we have something to fight for this season...

Okidoki, cheers.