Heron

Isn't that less than Nolan too? Who is a midfielder and probably played less games? EDIT: ...and Caroll for that matter? Someone may need to check that...

I'm not going to lie Queerside, you're a funny chap. Your midfield and defence are an absolute shower compared to ours, and Assamoah is Obafemi Mark II. I find it quite cute that this seasons target will undoubtely be to finish above us once again and attempt to get revenge for the absolute pummeling from last year. Only difference is this year Nolan won't be funky chicken-ing past your ugly mugs, it'll be one of our French revolution doing the bouncing frog.

She's stunning regardless.

So lets get this right. You have a better defence. You have a better midfield. You have better forwards. Amazing,simply amazing how you continually conspire to finish below us year after year. Lets get one thing very,very clear,Newcastle do not have a forward anywhere near the class of Gyan and I mean not even close. What a tit.

Match fitness lacks Tiote

There back four still wont be as stong as ours, they certaintly wont be as good in midfield and it's only really up front where they may have owt bettter - but I have faith in Demba Ba being as good - if not better than their shower.

Sexy.

Dave is canny thick like.

This. If Shola isn't vice captain I'm never going back until Ashley goes.

:colo: :colo: :colo:

They're funny creatures like, these S*nderland things...

£24m? Not sure about that. Shut up.

Dave, Dave, Dave...

Agreed. Just been speaking to a Leicester fan and he says he has seen nothing special in the lad. An Inverness Caledonian Thistle fan told me he is amazing.

Shola is a top, top guy.

How is mignolet not first choice when he stopped us from putting 15 past them at st james'?

Up front? Up your c***? In your vag? Slipping up your axe wound? In the hole ? Too late mate...

I was thinking more of a 1-1-8 formation Colo, Tiote, and 8 new front men?

I agree with Rocker like.

Up front? Up your c***? In your vag? Slipping up your axe wound? As in centre forward? or more 'in the hole' between the belly button and the penis?

Where does Ma titty play?

So it was just my opinions on Nolan letting me down was it?

Will do quality.