Heron

Chris Hughton

A bloke with warts, 7 eyes, a cleft lip, and Prince Charles ears could pull in liquid. Maybe if you knew what people who were born with that have to go through, you'd reconsider using it as part of a joke, dickhead. Quite ridiculous statements from these "holier than thou" people. It's annoying as it keeps the stigma concerning an illness that, granted, a long time ago could be classed as a massive deformation going on. Today, the wonders of modern medicine has made this condition little more than a scar and in some people a speech impediment of varying severity. People with it still needs tons of surgery and tons of hours put into working their talking to not sound bad. Naturally, as everything else, it can be made fun of in good humour. However, classing it as a condition of uglyness is scarcely funny even before you try to put it into a bad joke. There's no need to keep the stigma of a condition like this keep going on, and it's ever so annoying each time some f***er decides to use it as an example of deformation and uglyness as in today's society (bar perhaps some third world countries and the likes) it's to the outside world no more than a small scar after reaching your teens. (Unless you've not had surgery on your nose yet, if it was needed.) :lol: These posts made me full on chuckle on the bus like.

Ebanks Blake - £3million.

Drogba £7million.

Are we not overloading certain positions now? I must admit my knowledge of foreign players/signings from abroad is shite, so I could do with some form of current squad list...

or old fuckers replaced by new crocks or proper legend replaced by sexy french kids.

Denied by player himself. Not sure he'd openly admit he's a crock. "Bonjour, Je m'apelle f***ed legs. Ca Va?" "Oui, ca va. Es vous?" "Non. Am geet f***ed mate."

If this is a guy who have taken up the place for Zog, Barnetta etc, I'd say this is a rather poor deal for Newcastle. Bore off you moaning little twonk! Love this word.

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I am thoroughly expecting to see at least one headline of "Marveaux-less!" during his time here.

Get it updated Dave...

I quite like Leon Best, he gave it his all and he can only beat what is in front of him. Doesn't have too bad a record...

I reckon there may be one or two more players added to bolster the squad for fairly minimal fees, then there will be one final 'trophy' signing near the end of the transfer market so to excite the fans and boost shirt sales coming into the new season.

Stéphane Guivarc'h, yes please.

We'll be paying his wages, though. Aye, but if he fits into our new wage structure and he's came on a free it's not going to have any real detrimental effect. I'd imagine at least one of the three we have brought in will be a quality signing, and if that means spending £1.5million pound or so more by the replacement of Nolan and addition of one of these three then chances are it's cost us nowt because we'd have saved on Nolans wages.... I'm basing a lot of this on assumption like - just trying to remain positive about the direction we're heading. I loved Nolan.

If it's on a free we surely can't complain...

Zog > Larsson Must say I love it how practically every poster on here seems to think N'Zogbia going to Newcastle is a shoe-in,I'd be amazed if Ashley pays double for a player he sold. So would I because he won't need to. Zog has always wanted to be back here and that will drive the price down to a realistic figure. Enjoy Seb Larsson. You are very gullible if you believe that.Enjoy Neil Taylor. We will. Enjoy: 1 GK Craig Gordon 2 DF Phil Bardsley 3 DF Kieran Richardson 4 DF Michael Turner 6 MF Lee Cattermole 8 MF Steed Malbranque 9 FW Fraizer Campbell 12 DF Marcos Angeleri 16 MF Cristian Riveros 18 MF David Meyler 19 DF Titus Bramble 22 GK Simon Mignolet 25 MF Jack Colback 26 MF Jordan Cook 27 MF Ahmed Elmohamady 28 MF Stéphane Sessègnon 29 DF Anton Ferdinand 31 FW Ryan Noble 33 FW Asamoah Gyan 37 MF Adam Reed 38 FW Craig Lynch 40 DF Louis Laing FYP. 5-1.

I'm concerned, by having no arms it must be at least slightly detrimental to his physical attributes...

Ba ba ba, ba demba ba

Ba ba black sheep.

My mates just picked him up at the airport. Apparently a fee of £7million has been agreed.

It's about time like. Always been overrated and he's fucking ginger.

Has he sobered up yet? Haven't seen him since the other night, still ? think hes still out looking for me with a gun. :lol: NEWSFLASH: Hendon Mad Dog in cheysey chips gun raid "Local sources close to the chip shop owner say that the gentleman, who likes to go by the name of Wearside is dangerous to all members of society. It is advised that when asked "Wheyse keys are theyse keys?" you must hand the keys over immediately, or you won't survive." The gentleman at hand, carried a sewn off shotgun, and threatened to utilize it's pump action function on numerous occasions. It is thought that the man, aged 42, realizes the need to take numerous shots so to hit the target. This was made evident when he wore his favourite Gyan replica jersey.