Heron

Jonas is the key to Newcastle's Championship success.

He was hideous on Saturday and has been for a while. I admire his passion and drive like, same goes for Smith. Got to be looking to improve on this pairing though. Maybe, just maybe, Gutierrez being out the team is highlighting just how little movement Nolan and Smith were providing in the first place...

Sewper Dewper Compewter.

Marvellous use of excel.

Pies, glorious pies. Cheap Chicken and Balti. Ashley wants a slice, with Gravy and salty. He is just a fat f***, he doesn't like footy, oh Ashley is fat, Ashley is fat, Ashleys a twaaat. Ashley is.... FAT. Phat. Off the heezy. Shizham! ...

Knee jerk is after ONE bad result. How many awful away performances is this now ? Its a DELAYED angry response if anything We need to score first, and this team is like a 110 year old man getting up in the morning when they're playing away. ...and some have been getting a lot of abuse for saying it, too Want a tissue, sugar?

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Nowt like leading by example. Absolute joke of a captain. You should be ashamed.

We need a bit more faith like...

How is our away form s*** when we've only lost like 3 or 4 games in the league?

:-[ Their website lied! Lied I say!

:-[

It's clear to see that this result was all Dave's fault.

I really dont see why we bought him. 2mil as well. Why we didn't get some youngster on loan instead of buying a 4th choice striker is beyond me. Hughton bought him, as cheap as possible Says it all really. Harewood would have been a better deal When I read your posts, I feel like I should be working for the Samaritans.

"Get the cocoa it's going to be a late night"...okay David, that's why it's only going to be half 9 if it goes all the way to penalties, doylem. Not only that, but who the fuck sits with a cup of cocoa watching the football?

People are so fickle it's unbelievable like.

I've been saying that for months It's whingeing according to some on here (unless its them doing it, then its somehow different !) Quit your fucking whinging man.

Exactly the same here. When I was doing it I literally thought it was to be like 110points, then when I refreshed I couldn't believe it. I only put like 2 losses and they were just bizarre ones. I was going through the games though and was just thinking like, we won't get beat by anyone. We're just too damn good!

89 points on the predictor.

Snatch a 2-1 win...

I know, I'm one of those 'charva bastards' from Level 7... Do you want me to use pictures in my posts so you can understand them? Aye...definately.

I know, I'm one of those 'charva bastards' from Level 7...

Have you seen the presenters e-mail [email protected] or something...lmao.