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Heron

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  1. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    Just been a newsflash on Sky Sports News before the adverts like saying that there's good news for Toon fans....tune in.
  2. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    ? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley? Aye... he has fkd us over from the very day he bought the club How? It's not been his fault. Its not been his fault?? [move] :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: [/move] No. How has it been? How has what been? His fault? Baked been. San Andreas fault. Pat Butcher giant flange. Goose patrol in the 100 acre woods. Gary Glitter in a wendy house making tea. Salami sandwich caught dealing drugs to bananamen. 3 men, one medium sized sleeping bag, what could go wrong? Zip-ideedoodah zip-ideay. My oh my back to work for me. Rock on brother.
  3. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    ? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley? Aye... he has fkd us over from the very day he bought the club How? It's not been his fault. Its not been his fault?? [move] :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: [/move] No. How has it been? How has what been? His fault? Baked been. San Andreas fault. Pat Butcher giant flange. Goose patrol in the 100 acre woods. Gary Glitter in a wendy house making tea. Salami sandwich caught dealing drugs to bananamen.
  4. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    ? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley? Aye... he has fkd us over from the very day he bought the club How? It's not been his fault. Its not been his fault?? [move] :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: [/move] No. How has it been? How has what been? His fault? Baked been. San Andreas fault. Pat Butcher giant flange. Goose patrol in the 100 acre woods.
  5. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    ? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley? Aye... he has fkd us over from the very day he bought the club How? It's not been his fault. Its not been his fault?? [move] :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: [/move] No. How has it been? How has what been? His fault? Baked been. San Andreas fault.
  6. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    ? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley? Aye... he has fkd us over from the very day he bought the club How? It's not been his fault. Its not been his fault?? [move] :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: :mackems: [/move] No. How has it been?
  7. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    ? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley? Aye... he has fkd us over from the very day he bought the club How? It's not been his fault.
  8. Heron

    NUFC Songbook

    How about; Ashley is a wanker, He wears a wankers hat, He wouldn't sell our football club, because he is a twat, We're all fed up of Mike now, We're fed up with his shite, He'll never ever lose his pies, least not without a fight.
  9. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    ? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley?
  10. nike pro shorts mate, have to be the closest colour to the strip being worn as possible. Cheers. I believe they are used to help warm the muscles up quicker pre-match.
  11. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    ? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever fucked us over?
  12. Heron

    NUFC Songbook

    We've got Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Krul between the sticks, between the stick.
  13. Toon-muri! Ketsbaia named new Toon manager as Ashley takes club off sale www.gotyouagaingazzaA2.co.uk/sport/football/story87459475 Christ - he must have left Olympiakos just to save us...
  14. Heron

    The Premier League

    ...you're having a laugh" It's shit like, it really is.
  15. Yep. I think it'd be a masterstroke if he could pull it off. There's no reason why DOL wouldn't take us up and then we could push on properly and with a reduced wage bill and an improved financial position. You're 100% on the wind up, there's no doubt about it.
  16. yes Lolza. Totally sober mate.
  17. I would be over the moon if that happened - Big Mike may have made one or two silly little errors but by bringing in O'Leary he could recitfy all his problems.
  18. Heron

    RIP sale thread.

    3pm you mean. Aye, sorry typing error...
  19. Nah, we didn't. We were dreadful - we literally had no structure what-so-ever. Our best two Strikers were Ryan and Steven Taylor, while Nolan was fairly none-existant and Shola and Caroll did his work for him dropping into midfield. Duff, Smith, 3 out of our back four and Krul were the ones to come out of it with a bit of credibility. On a scale of Incredibly s*** to incredibly good, we were neither. I thought we played pretty well considering we were playing promotion contenders, away from home, with a depleted squad from one that was already thin and with no manager and obviously all the other s*** thats going on. In fact, even without all that I still think we played well. Bossed it. Tbf, I have probably just woke up to the shit we played last season, Saturday was just like last season but our club is in a far worse state. So given the circumstances I can see where y'all coming from. However, on the other side of the coin, people think that because we're in a worse division and playing promotion favourites that the same shit from last season is more acceptable, when it quite simply isn't...
  20. Evra to Citeh - 17million.
  21. Nah, we didn't. We were dreadful - we literally had no structure what-so-ever. Our best two Strikers were Ryan and Steven Taylor, while Nolan was fairly none-existant and Shola and Caroll did his work for him dropping into midfield. Duff, Smith, 3 out of our back four and Krul were the ones to come out of it with a bit of credibility.
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