Heron

Just came off the phone to my ITK - He said we're going to be taken over this Wednesday, providing everything goes to plan. He said Barry Moat is edging closer and closer and there's just one or two things to iron out before the deal goes through. There'll be a press-conference at 4pm on Wednesday. My ITK is called Simon -that's all I can tell you.

An incredibly good result - based on the fact we played incredibly shit and our club is deep in the shit...against promotion favourites - roll on the Premier next season....

"Does Moat float your bloat, if not get your coat you ugly goat" *It's more appropriate for this thread and since Dave doesn't do his job properly.. ..* Does your Newcastle have a Moat? Can it float a little boat? Can it set sail with a man? Or even set sail with a Goat? Can it jizz all over Ashley, Like a fatty over pasties? Or are The Times just scrotes?

"Does Moat float your bloat, if not get your coat you ugly goat" Does your Newcastle have a Moat? Can it float a little boat? Can it set sail with a man? Or even set sail with a Goat? Can it jizz all over Ashley, Like a fatty over pasties? Or are The Times just scrotes?

Thats the spirit mate. Why bother ourselves with false hope? Wait till their is a degree of realism. f*** it, I'd rather have false hope then be a miserable c*** every second of the day. That my friend, was a superfantabulagic statement.

I would put money on it being 400 Whats the record? Not sure but I woul imagine approximately 600....

Isn't it exciting to think that by the time we have been taken over this thread will have reached 350 pages....

Daily Star: Moat in to defend New-Castle!!... http://medievalhistory.suite101.com/article.cfm/parts_of_a_medieval_castle_the_moat

I feel like a lettuce.

Let's just pretend we have been taken over - simply to raise spirits going into our first game of the season. It starts..... Now..... Get in! What a belter, I cannot believe we've been sold - Shearer to be appointed as Manager too. That'll do me there's still plenty time to get players before the window closes too. Finally, now those overpaid wankers might get sorted out and we might develop a good, young, fresh, enthusiastic squad. Alan Shearers Black and White Army...roll on Saturday 0-3 to the Toon!!!

Sold in the morning, we're getting sold in the morning, sold in the morning! We're getting sold in the morning.

How the fuck is that racist? Jesus Christ was a superstar who turned around the corner in a Jaguar. He pulled a skid, and killed a kid and trapped his balls in a dustbin lid - but I don't see Christians complaining...

Didn't realise it was so soon. Must have been kept really quiet....

Is Terry cheating on you?

It should be removed immediately imo.

I have actually got to admit I feel sorry for Thomo - he had good intentions telling us this information. I just hope to God he sorts out Terry for making a mug of him.

0-0? Shola 1-0 Albion 76th minute - He scrambles it over the line. The Newcastle fans go apeshit. The world of football deflates as the team they want to see plummet to depths of English football get one over promotion favourites West Brom. Shola Ameobi earns a world cup place.

Shock result on Saturday - PLEASE.

Was Terry right?

Waddle We would win the Champions league...

Shearer's interview was mint too.

Shearer was better because he's a Geordie and he played for the Toon. Simples. http://retroyakking.today.com/files/2009/01/aleksandr_the_meerkat.jpg

When watching I actually thought "Fucking hell, how many people shat on Robson". Like when you look back now you think how could thye do that to such a man.

I thought that was Elton John...