Heron

Took his goals brilliantly on Saturday.

We love Shola - he went to our school! We love Shola, he went to our school! We love you Shola, Because you went to our school. We love you Shola, Because you're really cool. We love you Shola, Black and White through and through.

I'm going - Morgans for a bevvy pre-match if it's open...

Sweet Mohammed.

7 ice pops? NO!! He is taking me out to dinner. Ooh. Romantic - where are you going on this hot date? He wanted Burger King, he has no romance in him man. Not even a KFC??!! But I bet there was some finger lickin'....

7 ice pops? NO!! He is taking me out to dinner. Ooh. Romantic - where are you going on this hot date?

7 ice pops?

fyp FYP?

Club sale latest: Newcastle-Online Boss "Dave" makes swoop bid of 6 ice pops and a lifetime supply of Lonsdale goods.

Irish League, League 1, League 1, League 1, Scottish Premier League and League 2. Wowza. Getting practice in for next year? Probably. You would think Ashley would be encouraging us to try and get friendlies against big name teams so he could cash in on some attendances before he fucks off for a cornish pasty, 3 jumbo sausage rolls, 4 pizza slices and 8 doughnuts from Greggs.

This will be proper kinky.

I think they should develop a changing of the guard type strategy. Each member of the NUSC must take their turn outside Fat Mike's house and at each change of the member or guard they should take a dump on his doorstep.

I beg to differ. When going to an away game, you expect to be beaten as a Newcastle fan. Therefore, despite the 90minutes being dissappointing, the trip back is always good too.

Nice to see we are being ambitious about who we play this pre-season...

Habib won't leave. I had a word with him at church yesterday.

Have faith man....

Probably the best seats in the house.

Aye you wouldn't have thought so like, it's quite a small ground in height isn't it?

Being hundreds, if not thousands of miles from home, seeing someone wearing your home towns top and immediately assuming they are part of your friend or family network just because they love the same team you do.

Groovy, where are you sat/stood? Block 29, Row 12, 6 & 7. We are Block 29, Row 27, Seats 23-26. Sounds like alright seats to me...

Relegation. ELL OH ELL.

Guthrie and................................... Barton Guthrie and..............Coloccini...

I spoke to Shearer on MSN tonight and this what he had to say; Heron says: Alreet mate, hows it gannin? Big Al says: Aye canny, canny. u? Heron says: Aye alreet mate bit shit at work the day tho Big Al says: Ana, tell me boot it, really strugglin for a job @ the moment, no-ones gettin back to is lol Heron says: Just keep pluckin away m8 am sure yil get summit. Big Al says: I'd luv a job @ Newcastle like, despite aal this crap gannin on. Heron says: Wouldn't kna like it's not looking too good. Big Al says: Why aye man, it's alreet you plonker. I'd sort it oot. Heron says: Ah wey that's good enough for me. Big Al says: Stupid cunt. That convo was good enough for me like. He's deffo gunna be the gaffa.

Kazenga and Jonas on the wings would be good in my opinion. As long as we had two good battlers in central midfield.

Groovy, where are you sat/stood?