bigfella

This. Krul hasn't been top class for years, but he's an upgrade on their three keepers. And Wijnaldum can fuck right off, as long as we fleece the fuckers the way we did with Carroll.

Fuck me! Nee wonder he looked weak as piss in our shirt. I'd gan on that till me heart gave out or me cock dropped off, whichever came soonest.

from that CPFC forum, who is it? Definitely someone off here, but mind you, wouldn't be surprised if it was a genuine palace fan, our last two relegations have taught me that most football fans are as thick as pigshit.

And that arsehole Woodman first out with the high 5. Cunts.

"silverware at last" for Man U. Words fail me.

Just tall, with sharp elbows.

Just turned this on and saw the last five minutes of the build up. What the fuck has happened to our Cup Final?

Aye, fuckin idiots I reckon a minimum of two years unbeaten, with at least one cup win.

No -one watching this Jimmy Hill programme? Absolute legend of the game, intelligent, pioneering, controversial, one of the best wind up merchants ever. And the makems hate him. The smillie could have been invented for him

56,283 Division Two 1947/8 The first club in the world to average over 50.000 in a season, I think.

Yeah, I thought that, hope it's nothing trivial.

Aye, they must have had one eye on the final since Christmas.

There isn't enough cardboard in the world to make a few fat fuckin hippo head allardyce masks.

Woooooooo 18th. Might come in handy if the makems get their rightful points deduction for fielding a nonce.

That shows a level of invention and originality, so fair play to them. Of course it falls down, in that no Newcastle fan would give a flying f*** if both of them were sold for peanuts tomorrow. On another note, can't wait to see the "hilarious" doctored road signs around Testos roundabout on my way to work tomorrow

And people tell me football's not bent What the fuck did the keeper do there?

Yep, that's what they're missing, a bit of direct pace.

I think this is going alright tbh, Lukaku needs a bit more support, but as long as the makems don't score first, this could be interesting.

yes As in "no".

I don't and neither does any Sunderland fan I've spoken too. I remember an FA cup quarter final a few years ago where we drew at Goodison and Everton had to come to the SoL midweek for the replay. Our lot thought they just had to turn up. There was 44,000 there and the place was jumping. Everton played us off the park and won 2-0 but it could have been much more. The fat woman hasn't even done her vocal warm ups yet. Difference between tonight and the example you give is that that Everton team came to win a meaningful (for both teams) game. This Everton team couldn't give two fucks, their fans even want your lot to win ffs.

Hope he's been betting on his makem mates, so they somehow get a points reduction. It would make so much sense. #Clutching at straws# The wine's kicking in

Seems weird to say it considering most of them took us down in the first place, but there was some genuine grit and resolve in that dressing room that basically insisted on us coming straight back up. We don't have that any more. To be fair, it's only hindsight saying that. When we went down the last time the players were getting exactly the same stick as they're getting now. Who knows what hidden depths the current crop possess? All I know is I watch enough of the Championship to be well confident of us coming straight back up - the standard is dreadful.

If only someone had the power to make that happen..

Don't forget they knowingly fielded a nonce for their own gain. Never forget that. Of course not. Birds of a feather and all that. It's the malbec talking but I don't give a f***. It didn't hit me this afternoon but it has now and I'm f***ing incensed that gobshite t***s like allardyce pardew and pulis get to manage in the PL next season and Rafa won't. f*** football man. With you all the way, I'm just finishing my first glass now (ASDA's Chilean Malbec, great value at £8.50 for 1.5 litres) and getting myself worked up for some proper righteous anger later.

Makem