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Arsenal all over them. Could have been two up in five minutes.

I'm Paqueta and so is my wife.

I will be absolutely astounded if we don't murder these. Colback v Joelinton

That's a parody account... Sir Michael Take....Micky Take.

The women's game has always had it's knockers, but that was just tremendous.

I don't. If it was part of the way through the season, after the January window, then yes, I'd agree, but this is new beginnings, a new start. Burn has done little wrong, but Botman looks immense. We wouldn't have pursued him for so long if we didn't think he'd be an immediate upgrade. I don't see the point in buying Pope to have him sit on the bench and it's not as if keepers get rotated, so I see him starting too

AND LEICESTER!!

I've been saying this since they signed him. He's not a City type player, I thought the same about Grealish and I've been proved right so far. Not what they needed and hideously overpriced. I'd have kept both Sterling and Jesus and spent the Grealish/ Haaland money elsewhere. Of course they'll probably both go on to break records at City now

Before the clocks go back

The move for the goal was sexier than porn.

I tried to get it to play on my mobile via touch VPN, but kept stuttering and wouldn't cast to my TV, so I gave up and it's working perfectly in incognito mode in chrome and also casting to TV.

Fuckin class that move like. Great ball out by Botman.

Wahey! We have pictures AND sound!

Hope the black screen means someone's switching it off and then back on again

Nowt worse than beer snobbery imho. One of my mates drinks Madri, another only drinks John Smith's, which I personally wouldn't touch with a bargepole. You like what you like, why should anyone else care?

Absolutely. Calling anyone a makem, whether they were red n white or black n white in 70's Boldon and you were asking for bother.

It's a lot like the buzz around the training ground back in the Keegan era. Everyone seems so positive, it's great to see.

Something I've gone on about forever, same with kid's football - there's nowt a keeper under 6 foot is going to be able to do about shots into the top corners of a full size goal.

Eh? Bobby Kerr was Stokoe's cup final winning captain. Venison was captain when they lost in the league cup final in '85, but nowt to do with Bob Stokoe.

I couldn't stand him myself, but at least you can spell his name correctly. Been a pet hate of mine for years, that.

No, you're right, I've just checked on the official site.

Glad you posted that, .com has it as 2.30 and I just assumed that was BST.

And that's all Jackanory too.

They haven't had a really top class flair player in over fifty years, so I guess, fake hard-man is all they've got.