Shayno

Good in possession, think we need to play a different formation for him to excel though. Something like a 4-2-3-1

Easy when you come on with 2 minutes to go! haha

Krul 7.5 Simpson 6.5 Williamson 6.5 Coloccini 6.5 Enrique 6 Barton 6.5 Nolan 5 Tiote 6 Gutierrez 6 Ameobi 5 Lovenkrands 7 Ireland 6.5 Pardew 5

20 minutes too late

Fresh Legs please!

good play that

Krul had it covered imo

Raylor on Nolan off (Barton to the middle)

We are getting raped!

Fuck sake Krul 8 Simpson 6 Williamson 6 Coloccini 6.5 Enrique 5 Barton 6.5 Nolan 5.5 Tiote 6.5 Gutierrez 6.5 Ameobi 4 Lovenkrands 7 Sub Ameobi for Ranger

Bloody hell, stop with the Doyle rubbish.

I can't believe people are still suggesting Kevin Doyle. This is really starting to get to me for some reason!

Gameiro is one of those strikers who likes to get behind defenders, but he doesn't do alot of holding up or linking up the play. In my opinion he needs a partner otherwise he doesn't get into the game. Don't think he will be the type of striker we are looking for if we are going to play Ben Arfa or Ireland as a second striker.

This is only Sow's first season at Lille, hard to see them getting rid of him when they are likely to play in the champions league and they are already likely to lose Gervinho. Good player though

Don't think Ireland has 90 mins in him yet. Krul Simmo Willo Colo Jose Barton Tiote Nolan Jonas Ameobi Lovenkrands Ireland and Ranger to come on at about 60 minutes.

huge lols if they lose to Wigan in their next game

Doyle has zero passing ability, an inability to make smart runs or link up with players and poor finishing. Just a guy with decent physical attributes and a good work rate. Not what we need. We need a striker that can create chances as well as finish.

Loading up my shotgun... Has Papiss Cisse been too good this season to be considered realistic?

Was always out of our league

Elmander's goal record in the premier league is less than one in four...most of them have been this season as well. Has had 9 month goal droughts at Bolton. Perhaps good enough to keep you in the league, but surely not a player that will take us forward.

Got a feeling this is going to be a huge summer of ins and outs.

God imagine team with Ronaldo and Messi

hmmm as many assists Malouda... What do you think about putting him out on the wing Ronaldo?

I am going to kill the next person who suggests Doyle. Seriously, you aren't even worthy of watching the game if you seriously think he is a good option to play at Newcastle.