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Anyone else seen the ghost in the onesie??!! Please someone else say they can see it too!!!!

Apparently it was a teammate that overheard the comment, and then reported it after the game - not Saiss himself. The initial report suggested he hadn't even heard/understood what had been said to him. I wouldn't put it past Shelvey tbh

Doubly delicious. Could've been tearing up the division here and learning from Benitez instead. Idiot Don't blame Townsend for wanting to get back into the premiership to help his England aspirations, but Palace and Pardew or us and Rafa? He deserves all he gets from that choice, he only had to ask ffs. He took the short term option and is now suffering for it. Fuck him

The caption underneath the bottom photo says; "Ray with his son Alan Reed and his granddaughter Leyla Reed" but he's just sat there in his chair with two hairy arsed blokes stood behind him You do know the one on the left is a woman don't you mate? seriously? There's no way that's a woman.

I'm sure his bother and his mate just happened to be hanging around in the shrubs outside that hotel room and couldn't believe the coincidence

Genuine question: did it say she was smashed in those other encounters?

Honestly, I think I'm mint after that. Post of the year material mate. You've got my vote

I suppose that's debatable on whether you think she should be judged on previous sexual encounters

To degree level

It was sick but I dont advocate violence. Confirmed that he turned up to have sex with a pissed woman that his mate was and his brother was to film it?

http://i.imgur.com/WIoXI4W.jpg

Yeah ok, it was good mate

f*** sake, giggling like f*** at this. He should be straight to the point

What 'agenda' are these people pushing? If you're unfamiliar with rabid third-wave and nouvelle vague fourth-wave feminists, I suggest you take to twitter and their blogs yourself to check out their insane agenda of victimhood. As somoene who's identified as a feminist all my life, these people make me sick. Any prime examples of said twatishness then? I had a run in with one yesterday on FB. She said that this case has given men the legal right to rape drunk women. She said that this is because "most men dont care if a women is raped unless its their daughter" I told her how insulting that is to the vast majority of men and she declared to the world that I was a "rape apologiser" and that I had claimed rape "doesnt exist" in her defence I did call her a "hysterical feminazi" Interesting perspective because what this case would tell me is be careful shagging a mortal lass on a night out otherwise you could risk losing 2.5 years of your life, your job, and spend loads of wedge and further time trying to clear your name. Certainly not 'rape is cool' Because that's exactly what happened.

Cunt

That just reads wrong

Roy Keane would be quite amusing

Which game was big Geordies pic taken at then? Yep, if you were there you'll remember that game. That pic was in a lot of papers.

Wasn't the Indian cry bloke nicknamed Tonto or something equally imaginative? Seem to remember him sitting on the upper right as you look at it from the pitch, near the Gallowgate.

Yeeeeesssssssssss!!! Just seen its the live game on Bein sports in Oz Tourette's at 10pm

Anyone interested in any of this needs to read The Secret Footballers last book, he mentions a lot of this stuff and more. This won't go much further as it has the potential to fuck up the PL 'brand'

Hopefully he will see them from the bench. He seems canny and that but you don't need 2 months to settle in and catch a ball. De Gea looked hopeless for about 6 months at Man Utd, and he's the best keeper in the World. Closer to home Pav and Krul were both very suspect in the air for a good long while, coming for stuff they shouldn't and leaving stuff they should come for. Exactly. And the above comment about De gea. Anyone who abused him is a pathetic twat. He looks good, give him a bit of time, I remember Given still being called superglue near the end due to him not coming off his line

Are there even 5 English managers in the Premier League? Guess it will be football league managers Does it say current managers?

Maybe they could get rid of the agents as well who are a huge problem

Yep, can't understand why Tiote is even in the team. He was completely the wrong player to bring on as we were going to get pushed further back