Thomson Mouse

Ruud Van Gaal. Aye him. LVG

Would be surprised if RVG survived this

Waddle just said pelanty again

Nah, they beat them at Roker Park. It was on Premier Passions. Pretty sure John Kay and some other no-mark scored

Apparently they have in the league cup??

Commentator already mentioned Johnson child sex charges, quite surprised.

Isn't it run by Mcfadyn or whatever he's called from ALS?

Don't blame her one little bit. Reading the messages she had an idea he was with someone else and was using the kid as last ditch tactics to get him to feel guilty. He clearly isn't that bothered looking at his 'she looks class' reply, something he could have easily said while looking at a mates new car. Hope she takes him to the cleaners, something which he was probably expecting.

Which club is going to take him back now?

Anyone want to ask the mackems where the nightclub comes in now? Or is that mackem for behind a takeway?

That's fucking hilarious. So not only does he like them young he also has a tiny tadger

His patter stinks anarl

Maybe she went to google what 'digitally penetrated' meant, too!

I was thinking - how can facebook or instagram be 'digitally penetrating'

Took me f***ing ages to work out what digitally penetrate means there like, was like how the f*** does that work? me as well

Can't get a club. Remember some fan revolt at one of the clubs wanting to sign him. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ched_Evans Did Evans plead guilty ? In his case you could always argue his case if need be, there is no defending Johnson. Nope, still maintains he's innocent

In fairness he only pleaded guilty himself at the last minute. It mightn't have been cut and dry. The club must have asked him about his plea before today. He may have decided at the last minute but it's unlikely I would have thought. He has been lying to Sunderland throughout. Their response will be telling, I bet their comms and PR people are in meltdown Pretty much this. Watch them and you'll soon see how much they knew

Lots of Liverpool fans walking out on 77mins apparently in protest at some tickets costing 77 quid. Fair play to them, at least they can get their shit together

http://i.imgur.com/oR6etvp.jpg

Hilarious listening to the commentators struggling to accept whats happening right in front to them and then seeing loud-mouthed mancs screaming at their own players. Who's the co-commentator? Leicester now singing 'is there a fire drill'

Fully agree, but I reckon that would pale into comparison when compared to some of the shit the 'big clubs' have pulled over the last 10 years.