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Taylor, man. WTF!?

lol that headline is gonna look funny for people who don't know the context of the story. Slow news day?

would be a bit of a small CB pairing though. He's an inch at most shorter than Taylor. EDIT: Some sources say 6'1", some 5'11". Who knows? he's 5'11.

would be a bit of a small CB pairing though.

Ok we get it, it's funny. FFS

Bendtner would be pretty perfect for us.

:lol: :cheesy: :mackems: :clap2: :smug: ;D :lol:

Ok we get it, it's funny. For fuck's sake.

overrated.

Newcastle United midfielder Jonas Gutierrez looks down a camera lens at the club's training ground.

maybe he's speaking metaphorically?

it really should have been in there. I know they do it by monthly winners, but Tiote's was better than a few of the ones that made it.

I really hope we get Zog, would be awesome to have him back.

Same here. Even on appearance alone, taking all actual ability and putting it to one side: Pardew is a decent-looking, well groomed silver fox who wears a full suit on matchdays. Bruce looks like a 60-year old lesbian who's had a frying pan to the nose wearing a shell suit two sizes too small. I reckon Brucey's got the biggest kite in the public eye, like. It's growing at a rate even exceeding Ian Beale's. :mackems: it's funny cos it's true.

Breaking; Andy Carrollarrested. Sources reveal he was part of a syndicate who swindled an elderly Scottish man out of £35m

This. Maybe Forster will be loaned to Norwich again? He was brilliant there in 2009-10 and it would give him vital PL eperience.

seems he's not that great at Erding the ball

a little red cross inside a box. It's a metaphor, you might not get it.

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I'm currently going for a Barton circa 2006 - very Beatles-esque. http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m2/aug2005/7/0/000B27FD-6BC4-12EF-ADC90C02AC1BF824.jpg

he doesn't live in Wigan, commutes in from Paris. I don't blame him either.

so how about a poll asking us whether we think he should be offered a new contract or not?

absolute cat-astrophe.

usually at this stage he just smacks people. I think he's a bit lost about what to do now.

the Egyptian Premier League.