I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Blackpoooooooool.
I wouldnt say im drunk but im currently sitting in mcdonalds with no trousers on.
Apparently set fire to next door's hedge convinced Gary Nevillle was hiding in it.
Haha. Weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating easter egg with right one)
4 mins to kick off and Butt has pissed himself.