Oakie Doke

the single most greatest day of my life. I'm gonna get hammered!

Barton

cmon timmaaaay

hey Riki you're so fine you blow my mind

I bet they cut back to the game with Deportivo lifting the trophy

how tall is Taverni, eh?

Barton kinda looks like Gattuso. I never noticed that before.

i'm not watching but I assume from your comments that this was Xisco's half-time apparel http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Sacha+Baron+Cohen+Bruno+Photocall+Berlin+JRMHtoXDsMGl.jpg

that looks pretty good.

I'm starting to sound racist the amount I say this, but it's another case of African footballer syndrome. I'm telling babatunde you said that.

he plays Jordan in Eastenders.

The only way that would work would be with Sporting Lisbon ahead of Ipswich. I know that was his main club in his career but they'd not be able to compete. but at least we wouldn't come last.

Neville Southall was once young?

Freddy Adu is the new Nii Lamptey.

damn, I bet that actually happened.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Michael-Joel_Stuart.jpg Ryan Babel http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Ryan_Babel_in_club_shirt.jpg Jordan from Eastenders

Until he has two bad games. I'll let him have 3

no-one would love him the way we would.

lol "Blatant hoax". Nothing gets past that guy.

he's always late for training on my FM.

A great man. RIP

he's Croatian.

why not give it to Kazenga?

Xisco loves him already. NO NEED. SAFETY FACEPALM! Christ anyone would think I was being serious. Couldn't give a crap if he's gay or not, the fact he looked like the worst footballer I've ever seen last pre-season would be a much better reason to hate him. Hope he becomes a good player for us, but seeing how awful he looked in the few Spanish games I watched last season I'm not holding my breath... Also I'd put Xisco scoring 20 goals next season above Ben Arfa coming here on the plausibility scale. sorry I forgot homophobes don't facepalm. I was joking with the NO NEED! comment but the gay jokes are rubbish.