Oakie Doke

I love that!

still expecting to wake up any moment now...

I love Chris Hughton.

would love to know who that was

NOLAN YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

Carroll goal would be the icing on top of a glorious cake.

Obafemi Martins vs Everton away, 06/07 season.

what a penalty. what a half. more of the same please!

PELANTY!

never a yellow card, unlucky Simpson.

Barton's been tremendous.

such a contradictory thread title.

where are they in the table now?

Looks like it's gonna be a good game, end-to-end stuff so far. Come on you Spurs!

that's how I first recognised him as well. I saw Sammy Ameobi walking down Northumberland Street a few weeks a go. He's tall.

Man City.

yeah, I thought I saw him! Walked past him near Sports Direct in Eldon Square with a woman and a baby in a pram. No one else was paying him any attention but in my mind I was like "I'm sure that's Xisco". True story.

does no one watch Football Focus anymore? Nolan was on there as well.

desperately.

when the stadium announcer just says the first name of a player and lets the crowd shout the surname. eg "to be replaced by number 21 Saloman..." KALOU! dunno why it annoys me it just does.

How the f*** is he a dick, he had more class and style then you. f***ing octopus hater. he stole my wife

because they were southern? Racist.

didn't see that coming did he? Prick.

to hell with a sitcom, this should be made into a film.

oh well I'm gonna go slash my wrists and listen to Radiohead.