Oakie Doke

yeah and what have you done

This post is not in any way contributing to the discussion. Move on.

word is Dembele's not happy and wants to move to his boyhood team Lyon.

"Free the paedos".

yeah Nevin's a cool dude.

Human?

Bobby can stick his flapjack up his arse.

they were always going to end on a pro-Joe call.

at least he was modest enough not to mention the World Cup win with Brighton.

Danny Higbuzzkillinbottom.

That was funny but probably just made Ashley more determined to extend his contract to the year 2024.

on another note, how shit is Talksport?

someone should ring in, begin making a really mundane comment in a dull voice, pause mid sentence... then SCREAM down the phone in the hope it might finish old Joe off.

he seemed to be under the impression that he couldn't pronounce names correctly for copyright reasons.

at least when Pardew was appointed he had the common courtesy to basically say "yeah I don't know how the fuck I got the job either".

I was honestly half expecting that.

good to know Kinnear's knowledge of our players sounds like it came from PES 4.

SHOLA AMAMOBI

Yohan Kebabs

"there's only Alan Shearer"

Damn, didn't realise he sold Oyvind Leonhardsen. I think a fair few people owe him an apology.

"played over 400 games for Tottenham Hotspur" no you fucking didn't

top 2 seeded teams go straight to the final iirc.

I'm still in love with Yobo.