Oakie Doke

Another Frenchman, how innovative.

Clarke Carlisle getting emotional there.

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Yeah we've just decided to be very nonchalant about it. We signed a player, no biggie.

Pleat was great for comedic value. "This will be the first time we will be two thirds of the way through the match."

He plays for O'Higgins. They're Irish.

The only way Everton will sign him is if they actually pay him in toffees! Heh. Try and remember that one for work tomorrow.

so where will Barton be playing this season? I predict Cardiff.

Shola's testimonial should just be one massive penalty shoot-out, Royal Rumble style. Shola against a selection of world footballers. Miss and you're eliminated.

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 44s Campbell on but already moving gingerly

wait, what?

Dalai Lama @DalaiLama 1m Would like to see Gosling given the free role at #nufc next season. #kidsgottalent #skillz2paydabillz #justbigboned

NO MORE GOALS

Simon Bird @simonbirdmirror 12m Ben Arfa moving robotically towards touchline. Looks like a neck break.

that is an absolute holocaust of a team.

hearing that BT have bought the rights to show it, Owen to be fitted with headset so he can still co-commentate.

I presumed they were your scores out of 10. Thought it seemed harsh.

Dave I'm a massive fan and it's my birthday can I get a repost?

George McCartney has had a weird career.

Xabi Alonso confirmed as guest for HT halfway line challenge.

good to see some mannequins showing a bit of passion for once, unlike those soulless, mercenary models we're usually subjected to.

This. a job?

Absolutely. Just had a prolific season for América as well. RIP.