Oakie Doke

I only skim read the article but I hope the ref gets fined.

I'm gonna start supporting NAC Breda. Who's with me?

Don't be ashamed for not knowing. A quick look at wikipedia tells us he's 46. Oakie

surprised at Colo.

I was gonna say

the most annoying thing for me about this is we don't know how much we got for the son of a bitch.

was Ali banned for sending me lewd pictures of himself through the forum's PM feature, cos if so I quite liked that about him.

Uh-oh this gon' get mess-ay! (that's my new catchphrase)

"the boys are gaan up to Scotchland on the 16th to play Mothercare"

Leeds are a football club.

It's a great negotiation technique. Improve my contract. No Improve it or I'm off No, you're bluffing *buys out contract* s***! He wasn't bluffing, here take it, take it all!

fuck off bimpy with your new posts that don't exist. Why lie?

Charlie Austin?

Jonas is the best fucking player we have, man.

tru dat.

when did Mike Ashley try to eat Joss Stone?

you tease.

Last week I wrote to the FA enquiring about the possibility of a 3rd place playoff match taking place in the FA Cup. Got a reply this morning basically saying that although they valued my suggestion it wasn't something they were thinking of pursuing in the near future. Put the letter up on the fridge anyway.

where's Balotelli?

great match, hoping for an Italy win.

that's Yuri Zhirkov. One of the greatest soccer players to have ever lived.

In January I was handed a dossier on our summer scouting targets. PM me for details.

dat asse

I've got to get myself down to Catania.

Right 3 goals conceded in 4 games and an average of ball possession around the 65% mark and we're not good in keeping possession. I was really too focussed on the wife analogy, which admittedly fell flat on its face. I tried.