Oakie Doke

Brazil at the moment remind me of my first wife. Not very good at keeping the ball, bit sloppy in defence and tend to rely on the opposition making an error. Sorry lost my train of thought.

thank God. Don't think I could have sat through ET.

Come on Uruguay. Tahiti would have finished this by now.

Eniola Aluko for me like.

Cavani scored. Lawro must be gutted.

is that Kevin "Zinedine" Kilbane?

Remember when Brazil used to be scarily good?

for 20k I'd want a full season and a statue of myself outside the ground. It's Macclesfield ffs. They should be paying us.

Danny Mills was right.

Kinnear was in Cordoba, Spring '81 on a scouting mission when he persuaded Coloccini's father to "make a baby".

Cabs would have looked so f***ing sexy in that away kit.

adidas for me like. Served us well at least.

big, strong target man who plays the free role off the second striker and regularly uses his pace and agility to beat the offside trap.

that photo makes me see Joe in a different light. He looks calm, reassuring and almost... handsome. A sensitive man who likes flowers. I'd like to rest my head on his lap and have him stroke my hair.

"I no want to fuckeeng talk about it. OK?"

the other day I was reminiscing over David Pleat's scintillating ITV commentary. Does he still co-commentate anywhere? I miss his insight, his obsession with players' heights, his catchphrases ("evening all"), and his pronunciations that Joe Kinnear would be proud of (Parcel Chimbomba, Terry Sheddingham). Give me Pleat over Jim Beglin any day.

ball wasn't stationary when Villa took the fk.

be interesting to see how this game would have panned out if Nigeria had Spain's strikeforce. And one or two of their midfielders. And their coach.

bottled it.

hope we don't sign Ideye.

As far as I know it was the fact he didn't wash his hands afterwards.

fuck's sake Tahiti. You're better than this.

coming at it from different angles.

call me pedantic, but the "no chance" next to the 1 on the poll is bothering me. Surely if there's a 1 in 10 chance, that's a chance. Restart the poll with an added '0' option if the intention really is to see how many users think there's no chance of us being relegated. Just how committed to this are we?