Oakie Doke

there's definitely a trumpet playing Can't Take My Eyes off You.

lol at the music

is that MUSIC?

NWOAT.

I don't think the FA actually hand out suspensions if a player rapes another on the pitch, although it is frowned upon.

I for one feel immensely proud seeing him at a club like Chelsea.

what a strange individual.

I think they may be going... TOU LOUSE. :lol:

wasn't it written by a Mackem?

Seems fairly quick from what we've seen of him, yes, and with a good eye for a pass. I think Pardew was exaggerating just a tad when he credited him with the victory, but his contribution was certainly plentiful. He showed great strength at times which you'd expect from someone of his stature but also looked very composed on the ball which can be a rarity. Looking forward to seeing more of him so we can judge him further.

Chelsea have confirmed that he's fit. He's not bad. Hardly Yohan material. 6/10.

fucking hell

Interesting topic. Carry on.

why have you quoted me? I'm clearly not a sensible human being.

it's now called Dekka's and was taken over by Norm from Cheers.

beating West Brom at home was our surprise win. Some people are never happy.

my colleague informed me that the club were considering building seats actually on the roof of the stadium all the way round. Can anyone shed any light on this?

I want us to win.

never heard of him.

I have never liked a player as much as I like Jonas. Despite the fact he's always been fairly limited as a player, there's just something really loveable about the bloke. Even now in his current state of seemingly permanent shitness I just can't bring myself to dislike him. In other words, I want to feed him pitted olives and stroke his hair whilst he soothingly hums some unknown Latino tune in his beautiful nasal voice.

Rigid. That's how I'd describe our general performances this season. Rigid. It means unflexible and seemingly unable to adapt to new conditions.

haha this did make me chuckle. The moon barely has any gravity let alone a football team! Unless you were talking about an FC Moon from an obscure country on Earth, in which case I apologise.

he's bloody gorgeous.

yay

seems like quite a gamble. Never heard of him though to be fair.