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Probably a giggs but on Look North today a Newcastle taxi driver had Robbie Savage in the cab early in the season and Robbie said he would give him 10 grand towards a new taxi if we qualified for the Champions League. The driver called him on 606 recently and Robbie said he would stand by the bet. Fair play to the twat.

Are April Fools Jokes not supposed to be slightly funny though? Not just shit?

The March deadline is for the 11 months. The April one is to pay in one lump for the 10 year scheme I think

I shaved Little Bimps and the clangers the other day, really is a marvellous sight a shorn scrotum.

We lost £33million in 2007. Dont know how you can say numbers are similar

Thats the payment for games shown on tv

About half a mill per game with a minimum of 10 games. Then about 3/4 mill per place in the league with the rest divided equally

We got just over 47 mill. Do you not remember the screams from the mackems when we got more money despite them being top dogs. http://www.sportingintelligence.com/2011/05/24/where-the-money-went-premier-league-prize-and-tv-payments-for-2010-11-240503/

Just out of interest what is the bottom of the english league? Do you mean league 2 - cant see conference clubs being kean to give up a promotion place or would they have to go further down? Nope, right at the start. Bottom of the conference. But the conference isnt the bottom of the football league either is it? Other clubs would have to give up a promotion place. Dont know how it would work in practice

Just out of interest what is the bottom of the english league? Do you mean league 2 - cant see conference clubs being kean to give up a promotion place or would they have to go further down?

Could have a sin bin for dissent.10 minutes down to 10 men doesn't kill the game but would be a definite advantage.

Was talking to two mackems this week. They were trying to wind me up about how well they were going to do with O'Neill in charge. A lad came in said his wife works at a school in Shields and they had been given free tickets for the Sunderland game but couldnt get rid of them - were they interested? "Ooh err bit busy this weekend thanks and its on TV anyway"

: Possible transfer targets to replace Bramble? We camt replace Titus Bramble ability-wise unless we can get someone from a top 4 club. Just hope we can get Jonny Evans somehow. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=640029&page=2#ixzz1cA60xEqg

"2142: With regard to a now corrected earlier entry, AlderSHOT I'm sorry. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry. Sorry. That's sorry. Once for good measure; sorry" 2146: I think it's fair to say the last few minutes haven't been my finest work. Thank goodness not many people noticed. Just to check that's the case I'll have a quick check on Twitter... oh. Oh dear. As an American sports journalist similarly skilled to myself once said, boom goes the dynamite.

First half yes second half passed it from the back more

Damn it, no delivery, ohwell... http://www.thompsonfreightservices.co.uk/ Go for it man

Very good

That thread needs bumping on there. Anyone registered?

Re: Richardson or Sessegnon Sess is two foot nine, does a few jinky winkys, makes the fucking lumpies clap and then cramps it over the fucking bar and shakes another pampies hand. So small he needs his nappy changed after training; bloody french league. Load of soft knobbies - them NUFC cackers will get found out too. Bloody small soft shite.

Raping dogs - its a fucking advert for gods sake get a grip. This thread is fucking embarrassing.

Appreciate your emotion but... nah. It's tacky and awful and would prefer it not be there, but that's as far as it goes for me, nor does it matter whether it produces money either. The money side of it means nowt, Ashley can bring in money, subsidise the club, take a shitload out like the last lot, whatever; as long as the strategy for giving us decent competitive football and a team I can enjoy backing on the pitch (as has happened since the drop) I'll have pride in the club and by extension the city, and that's all I care about to be honest. Absolutely chuffed at the minute.

Sorry if already posted but a decent match report from the Blackburn forum http://www.brfcs.co.uk:81/2011/09/25/201112-match-report-newcastle-united-3-rovers-1/

Think having every game on tv in the pubs must be having some effect.

Pinched from Toontastic. Paolo Bandini's article on Davide Santon. Sorry if a giggs http://blogs.thescore.com/footyblog/2011/04/05/bandini-davide-santons-fall-from-stardom/