Fenham Mag

I think this could be our record defeat.

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 34s34 seconds ago #NUFC at @ManUtd (4-2-3-1): Alnwick; Janmaat, Coloccini ©, S.Taylor, Dummett; Colback, Anita; Sissoko, Perez, Gouffran; Armstrong.

It's just the shirt tucked in for me.

Somehow worse than Cabella and Perez

Gan slit your wrists, man.

He's cool, there's no way you would turn him away if your daughter came home with him.

You'll be sponsored by the LADBible next.

Pretty obvious what it is.

Well this has went down like single 45 year old munter in popworld's Toilets. http://i.imgur.com/yDnJPab.png

You go.

Please sell us Mike.

Football Clichés has started a canny game on Twitter, guess the player: http://i.imgur.com/pcYYq27.png Correct guesser gets to post one of their own. Christmas fun.

De Jong still 5 weeks away, fucking hell

Yeh, hate when people say it's the cowards way out.

Great sport for doing that.

What's happening at Bolton? They could have Heskey and Gudjohnsen lining up together for them very soon.

He's admitted that he's tried to kill himself before. He done the documentary about depression in Football after Gary Speed's death.

Dare he challenge the king!?

Oh, you've been whooshed again.

The right environment for him.

It was only in jest. Just doing the typical RTG reply.

Fuck off.

Hatem got excited when he saw Pizz... 'Where do I sign up' lololololol

Any news of how he actually played?