Fenham Mag

Awww Keys calling us 'The New Entertainers' John Carver blatantly browses on here , 'The word on the street' .

Win all 7 games and we'll get in the CL, simple. Now gan dee it.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5239/5908081201_678aa0f5e6_z.jpg 'Nah no way we win tha league with theese team. Nah, no way.'

Only 4 sleeps .

That's like buying a house in Darras Hall for a penny.

Who's hacked stifler?

Mackems do.

Heskey but he is going to Sunderland. Green with envy.

Just delighted to see him out of THAT suit.

Tello, Tello, Tello, Ola, at a place called Newcastle. FTW

Someone try FTM and compare it to SMB on here

Erm, no need for that like.

That one is in HD. Look at Saylor, smug as fuck

Tbh I wouldn't want to give Moses a chance here after he turned us down.

He triple bluffs defenders , with what way he's going. Its no use trying to show him on his weaker foot, that is why he is so good.

Its a term of endearment in Birmingham.

Class. I suppose you have to be the P being a Postman.

Him and Cabaye. The real life Beauty and the Beast.

'possibly Bardsley' He's actually one of the only ones i rather have in our team over Simpson.

It'll be hard for his daughter when all her boy mates won't fancy her but her DILF.

Perch will inevitably be dropped but he still has a big role like he did before when he came off the bench and sat in front of the defence to see out games.

Oliver Kay ‏ @OliverKayTimes Newcastle United: an apology. Last summer I may have suggested this club was doomed to mediocrity. I'm happy to clarify this is not the case That's it Oli, pucker up,

It's amazing Pardew still hasn't won a Manager of the Month award.

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