Fenham Mag

People think he's Ashley Williams.

The chewing gum

When was the last time we bought an England international? Woodgate?

A fat twat.

He never stated how long after we won something though. His excessive pricing of the club wouldnt change a single thing in terms of finding a buyer. Incredible people actually believe words that come out his mouth tbh I wasn't being serious. I don't believe he is trying to win anything, he is holding on to the club until it doesn't satisfy it's use as a Sports Direct advertising board.

It would be perfect if we won the cup and got relegated. It would prove the hierarchy correct but then again, Ashley said he would only go if we won something.

Didn't like.

He's back from his loan.

Is Abeid fit?

I often dream 'what would be the first thing I would do if I was Newcastle United's Owner'. Remove the Sports Direct signs? No. I would sign HBA and get him to kick balls at the signs until they crumbled - HBA of course would be wearing a NUFC branded builders helmet.

Someone on loan. Probably that handsome bastard Kuqi.

We'll not get a replacement.

He's getting by because Palace have their most exceptional team ever. Lucky cunt.

He does that by himself.

You need reminded of science and history.

Dismal today. Not sure what's going on with him.

Man City were getting 2k short most weeks in the old capacity but are getting close to capacity now in a bigger stadium.

Don't know how Everton are so far down that list..

Christ No wonder Mitro is fucked up.

Lovely guy.

Don't really get wound up by these articles anymore.

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Mignolet is Krul's level. Both are top 10 PL GK, nothing special.

'Lads, enough of this goading now, just seen the signs for Scotch corner, we should really turn back now'