Fenham Mag

There's always one.

Nice little dig at NUFC.

hahahahahahahah

If all we came out of January with is no players leaving and Vertonghen i would be absolutely over the moon. Would remind me when we bought Woodgate in January 2003

Imagine if he got to a 100 goals for us and that Ramadan song was still going

You silly billy Cajun.

According to tomorrows Northern Echo, we've made preliminary inquires to Ajax and Vertonghen's representatives. Pardew has him as his number 1 preference.

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Game done, now to the hospital. Missus is going into labour. Great timing luv........#nosleeptonight

Inevitable linking of someone who is doing good to an apparent better team shocker.

Whats his black eye from? Heard rumor he got lamped off a scallywag whilst out in Liverpool.

Mark Bosnich! (i think its that game)

Danny Graham has a a bit of a Welsh twang to his accent.

A wild Jonas appears.

And us What a goal Graham. Who is the £35 million pound Gateshead striker?

Heard this one yesterday: Ba's beginning to look a lot like Shearer Every time he scores. Don't know the rest Tune: It's Beginning to look a like Christmas

I've heard his knee is that bad, he has escalators in his house.

Nolan made a horror tackle yesterday, should have been sent off.

Get in.

Ref conned there, awful dive.

Great result for us if it stays like this.

black and white santa suit? Nar just had normal clothes on.

Anyone see the Jose lookalike in the Beehive in Bolton yesterday? Got the Jose, Jose, Jose Chants.

Definitely something not right with them 2, eh Doctor Zaius

No, as he only has 4 yellows.