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How many go up VI? Betis are 3rd and still look to be in with a shout. Secondly how good are your B team?! 4th in Segunda, that's mental.

That is mental like, but like Jonny said I can't see Levante enjoying a wet night at the Britannia which is pretty damn loud when its full. Similarly Sociedad at a packed SJP, not a hope in hell.

Wasn't Ireland injured when he arrived? Yes. Don't really see what that has to do with what I said. Could be that our medical staff have made the injury worse. He was 50/50 for the Everton game and now ruled out of a game 2 weeks after that. Something isn't right here. Seriously, what the fuck do any of you know about the inner workings of Newcastle United's medical department ffs Unless one of you is shagging Derek Wright then I suggest you stop talking shite.

Kuqi missed pen

Premier League wins. Simply because in two leg ties, most of the midtable Spanish teams would buckle away at atmospheric English grounds.

http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/argentina_adidas_11_12.jpg Argentina home and away. Home is lush, Away is shite.

Both French kits both firmly on my list.

Now available on iplayer for those who haven't seen it.

Reading between the lines of tonights Chronicle, it sounds as if Enrique could be missing at least the Stoke game. fuck. Might have to be S.Taylor then

Hopefully Harper Simpson Willi Colo Enrique Barton Nolan Tiote Jonas Best Shola

Best is in better form, but Shola's hold up play is of massive use to the team. They should be our front 2 with Ranger and Kuqi on the bench and Lovenkrands nowhere near the squad.

In all seriousness we need to get shot of him in the summer.

Hopefully my presence will mean 3 points

This. Ameobi and Best with Ranger the 'change of pace' option from the bench.

@milesstarforth Miles Starforth Pardew 'hoping' Enrique fit for #stoke game in 2 weeks. Barton & Ireland should be fit #nufc Thank fuck. Though 'hoping' over Enrique doesn't sound great.

Harper 8 - Outstanding today. Taylor 5 - Meh Coloccini 6 - A bit inconsistent at times. Williamson 7 - Best of our defenders today. Enrique 6 - Was doing ok before injury. Simpson 6 - Did ok being shifted about a lot. Nolan 6.5 - Got into some good attacking positions but we never turned them into anything. Tiote 7 - Tireless. Gutierrez 6.5 - Very good shift. Lovenkrands 3 - And that is being generous. Fucking shit. What on earth was that attempt at a scissor kick shot, get your head on it you fucking idiot. Best 7 - Another decent performance from him. Subs Shola 6.5 - Hold up play gives us another option Ferguson 6 - Did fine. Kuqi 6 Desperately missing Barton and his delivery. Two weeks to recover for everyone I guess is good news. Hope Jose and Ranger's injuries are nothing serious. Jonas was just knackered I think. Would seriously drop Lovenkrands from the match squad altogether if Ranger is fit against Stoke, he's absolutely gash.

Shola's hold up play already making a difference.

We'll win this 3-2.

Conor Newton training with the matchday squad today.

Michael Richardson also on bench.

lee_ryder Lee Ryder #nufc Harper S Taylor Williamson Colo Enrique Simpson Nolan Tiote Jonas Best Lovenkrands Taylor right back, Simpson on the wing if 4-4-2 or more likely 3-5-2 as has been said

I reckon both Barton and Ireland will be in the squad given how big this game is.

@nufcfans NUFCfans Latest: #NUFC midfielder Stephen Ireland has declared himself to be fit and available for selection against #Everton. #NUFC Take with a pinch of salt like.

Reportedly fit to play tomorrow now.

Fee agreed for permanent transfer, deal hinges on promotion for QPR. http://www.fulhamchronicle.co.uk/london-sport/london-qpr/2011/03/03/qpr-agree-fee-for-newcstle-united-winger-wayne-routledge-82029-28274762/