Pilko

Lampard hasn't exactly been great but he's done more than Gerrard who's done nowt ffs, captain or not. Agree, but then people would say it's pointless actually having the place if we're hardly ever going to use it.

Btw, those comparing us to the McClaren era can fuck off, we're not as bad as that. We're actually creating chances and keeping the ball for more than 2 passes.

Good movement from Defoe, decent save. Terry man you fuck, how'd you not score?

If you mean John then you could be referring to Baines and his haircut tbf.

Christ man Frank.

I was only asking, innit. I once scored an amazing goal with him on FIFA09.

There aren't many centre backs in the world who would be quick enough to cover for Upsons slip there. Unless you play Walcott or Martins at centre half. He didn't react fast enough and he wasn't close enough to Upson to begin with.

Brian Ching playing, Mike?

Good take, but Upson nowhere near and Terry isn't fast enough to cover.

Not watching it, but assume he is filling in for the left back rather than looking after his Centre Back partner? Nah, he's in the centre with Upson who is also playing shit. whoooooooooooooooooosh

Terry is all over the fucking place. Clearly not with it.

Keith Alexander, Macclesfield manager who died suddenly.

Terry booed and then passes it out for a throw. What a start.

Sing Rooney, you little bastard.

Southgate working for BBC and ITV? Mint.

Barry and Walcott have been utter toss for their clubs all season.

Reckon we'll draw tonight, just a feeling I have.

Haven't a clue, but he's getting in their team. He must have been better than fucking Butt, surely? I suppose Fat Head knows best.

Could have gotten Duscher for nowt but Fat Head decided he wasn't good enough, fucking madness. Ben Haim would be alreet aye, and O'Hara would be a fantastic signing. Ambrose... maybe.

Christ, someone give Del a gobstopper.

Fuck me, shocking news. So sad, best wishes go out to his family and everyone at the football club. Horrible stuff. RIP.

OMG SHOT ON TARGET FROM BEST

Leon Best

What a tackle by Zinedine Kilbane

it was old and rotten and the view was shit and it stank of piss by pilko age 19 and 1/4