Pilko

I even quoted that bit from Chicken Run with Mr and Mrs Tweedy but no-one picked up on it.

Probably the reason why transfer deadline day is such a damp squib for NUFC, because people like me (and I'd guess you) sit clicking refresh on three different sport websites with SSN in the background all day long, phone in hand waiting for any "we signed Kaka!" texts.

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuughton

Was genuinely racking my brain trying to figure out who "Gareth" was. http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/07/off0201.jpg "Stop! Step away from the cookie jar!"

I have played more games for Liverpool in charity matches and masters tournaments than I did when I actually played for them, who am I? (crap, sorry)

Alright, I'll have one up in a minute.

Shola.

HTT?

He said it, not me.

Javier Saviola?

Had a good game today apparently, according to Lee Ryder's crackly speel.

But we won and we scored three goals!

Kanu. The answer is always Kanu.

Shola's goal was a great run into the box but you just know the shot would have cleared the stand had it not been deflected in

Imagine if Shola touched that and it was offside

Here we go...

As a sobering point, didn't Alan Smith score on his friendly debut?

Oh for fucks sake, lets talk about Steve Harmison, shall we?

Ahahahaha just showed Taylor's goal.

Dave: SSN just said "after the break we'll be showing you all the pre-season action" get it on now

Not sure, only had it on since FT.

Come on!

RANGER!!!!!!

SHOLA

Shola twisting and turning to lay off the shot Jesus.