Pilko

The way that Rozehnal let Cameron Jerome score from an aimless punt up the pitch at SJP was actually fairly similar to what we'd expect from Colo imo.

Close one...

Is that a joke or not? Where the hell is Dave he doesnt seem to be online? He must have swine flu or be dead or something. Hidden his online status probably. Don't think Dave isn't watching, because he is. Lurking in the shadows, waiting to correct that spelling error or put an asterix in the thread title containing a swear word. Wish he'd clear that bastard question up though. I'm so on edge about this he needs to spell out if it's a joke or not.

Wasn't there that Noble-Lazarus kid for Barnsley who played a few first team games aged 15 last season?

That doesn't really make any sense, he was out of contract anyway wasn't he? Yeah, that's right. If anything, him managing to "fire us to safety" would have made any potential move a lot easier for him.

Is that a joke or not?

When he has a beautiful assist you could say it was a nice Frimpong ball. Or when Sanchez hits a lovely ball over the top for a striker, I guess you could say it's a 60-Watt ball.

Barazite's goal was lush. Also like the look of Frimpong (lol) and Sanchez Watt.

Oh for fucks sake you two, stop bickering.

He's just been on SSN saying that he knew City would sign more players in every position when he joined in January, and that he's ready to fight for a place and honour the four years of his contract. Basically he's saying: "I've got four years on a fucking MASSIVE earner here and I might not even have to play!"

wrong. they got beat 4-1 off some traffic cones behind closed doors at darsley park Can't I have have an unrealistic 'ganna win the leeg' moment before the state of the club somehow manages to get even worse than it is now? Access denied.

Strange times indeed. Wonder where Pants Man was when the incident occurred..... http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/media/gallery/2009/apr/29/the-apprentice-week-by-week/Pantsman-9366.jpg

It doesn't say "a fully sized marquee", it says "boxer shorts".

Can't read my, can't read my, you can't read-a my Shola face.

I'd agree with you if you hadn't called him fucking Houghton. It's HUGHTON, H-U-G-H-T-O-N.

You going Keef? I am.

They binned the gaffer that would have been ideal for this seasons scenario, and replaced him with the gaffer that was ideal for last seasons scenario. Well played, City.

Because people dont change their minds on something with more consideration or anything. Irrelevant post anyway, not replying to the point atall. Well your man Owen's team let slip a 2-0 lead against a Malaysia XI today, so I guess they should be embarrassed too. Alternatively it doesn't matter a jot because it's pre-season and all about fitness and confidence. We've a squad full of crap players, have no manager and we just won 7-2 and you're still moaning. THAT'S fucking embarrassing. Spot on.

The little lord Jonas lay down his sweet head...

SSN said Steven Taylor was captain when he scored.

Yep, his sheer movement and ability to hold the ball will be enough to get past all the ageing fullbacks in this league.

Carroll 18s? Might hoy a few quid on that.

He did get an assist, for Shola's first. I meant directly from his wing play. A number of times he beat his man and put a decent cross in but nobody converted. On one of these, Shola was outside the penalty area. Were him and Carroll on the pitch at the same time? I reckon he might have got there, he seems to already have the knack of knowing where to be for a cross.

midds got him with the sniper.