Pilko

Aye, for the record my bollock-knacker shot was a not very hard, slightly dipping shot that TGG inexplicably chose to try and chest. It did still make me feel incredibly guilty though.

Don't leave me hanging... where's that from?

This had better be an end.

:lol:

Eva Longoria tbh.

He's spent years leaving apples on the managers' desk, he now realises Hughton thinks he's shite and decided just to eat it.

Could just get Pauline Quirke to take his place, no-one would be able to tell the fucking difference.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/743/mrtweedy.png Mrs Tweedy, the chickens are revolting!! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__oqV_kUSrws/SJIH2rx7WgI/AAAAAAAAAF0/L7t306xPtjg/s200/ChickenRun-MrsTweedy.png Finally, something we agree on.

He's already on Fifa 09.

"We got an email off Teasy who reckons that more than two bids have been made! Tune in at 5pm for our exclusive interview with Skirge to hear what he fkn thinks about this latest development!"

Yep, both very plausible theories. Why not just say 'more than one' then, which is a more usual thing to say. Maybe saying "more than two" is specific as he can possibly be without breaking the disclosure agreement?

Yep, both very plausible theories.

I agree. I think the timing of these comments would suggest that.

:celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: Phew.

Copying the joke I made in the NOFC section, fail.

Gimp did well tbf, especially when he took over my DM role in the second half.

Aye btw stupeedo that part you mentioned where I ran half the pitch to catch you then to slide tackle Ken and win the ball, the problem was I spent about a minute just gasping for air after that

I think I'll claim credit for that because that's what I said just before kickoff, told Nut and at least one or two of the other defenders to come forward more. Just for the idea of it though, the execution of it from them was superb

Slim was AC Milan top and had longer hair. neesy easily recognisable as well because his natural expression is a massive grin, always seemed to be smiling even when annoyed or shouting

Actually Yorkie's block on me was quite good tbf. Wasn't sure if he actually got the ball so considering he clattered me I shouted "pen ref!" on me way down and got a gobful of rubber crumbs. He then stood up and said "nice to meet you by the way!"

I've got sunburn now as well!

I'm not back till the 23rd.

Three sausages Two fried eggs Three rashers bacon Four slices bread and butter Packet of pickle onion crisps Breakaway bar Blue riband binge-tastic.

Significantly more potent than the previous attempt of AJ & Crouch. Agreed. I make a better Carrick than I do Crouch.

Ref kepy saying "language" a lot but not actually doing anything about it.