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4 in 3. Even better.

Get to fuck. Ranger going to Ukraine then. Probably a guaranteed starter, that's 4 goals in 4 starts isn't it?

2-1... Scotland back in it, rather soft pen.

Moses looks a canny player. Good finish by him, 2-0.

Good finish, class play by Delfounso, he looks an excellent player. He's torn that Scotland right-back a new one about 4 times this match. But Ranger. So smug. :smug:

RANGER SCORES!!

This Middle East consortium has already gathered more pace than our current midfield (ain't saying much)

Because more people would read it, it would be enjoyable. I'm going to do more (bitesize) podcasts this summer when I'm not as busy I reckon, with better guests than Nixon though.

I admire your sense of duty.

As long as it's done by someone funny then yes. I remember stupeedo was good at writing funny articles in the n-o match thread, maybe him?

Hopefully we'll get taken over by o2 and the fuckers will boycott oxygen I doubt any of them are intelligent enough to make that link.

With Paddy McGuinness as the chief exec.

Haven't got the foggiest, but the fact three different papers have now picked it up suggests someone has been blabbing. Might well be just all hedging their bets of course and copying each other. I think we can all be sure that since Shearer has had these talks with Ashley, it's dawned on him exactly how much he has to do to get us back up and he's cacked himself. Of course, I can see the Chronicle etc dipping into their old archives of stories from September etc when it was last up for sale and rekindling 'old interest'.

What do you think of it Dave? How much truth do you reckon is there in this middle east talk? I reckon that there's about as much truth as the last time tbh - very little.

Ranger is very quick and strong, he wins a lot of freekicks. Scotland team seemingly content to kick him to fuck. Delfounso and Rose look class upfront, they're almost playing as a 4-3-3 nevermind 4-5-1.

At least he was there tbh. None of the Newcastle strikers would have been that far advanced.

Just missed a great chance Nile!!!

what about Inman, Dave?

Did anyone used to eat that Michael Owen breakfast cereal? Sporties I believe they were called.

For using the word "knackared" he's a hero

could see that tbh.

You're too old to be a schoolboy. EDIT: the gimp might just pass as a sixth former.

There's nothing bizarre about that, they're fucking obsessed.

You need to sit a test on decent craic.

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