Pilko

go on, i bet you could. you score one flukey 30-yarder, and think it gives you the right to take liberties... you never stop about that goal, but how on earth can you put a shot in the top corner from outside the box and fluke it? Its eating you up pilko, ill do it twice next time just to prove it wasnt an accident. Your right, it tears me up inside!

Nixon is pretty similar to Chris Waddle, not in terms of ability, but the surname is a bit of a clue...

go on, i bet you could. you score one flukey 30-yarder, and think it gives you the right to take liberties...

Wayne Rooney may be ugly, but Steven Taylor certainly has a touch of Frankenstien's monster about him.

Shamelessly upped. Played ninety minutes today, most of which in a defensive midfield capacity. Not bothered about that though, just good for fitness levels etc. We did win 2-0, so I can't have been that bad.

I agree.

still a 6.

Works his arse off and is neat and tidy, but rarely assists and scores even less often. Pretty similar iyam. You can see why Fergie starts him in a lot of away games - he's excellent at closing down a wing, he works his socks off and he's very reliable and tidy.

If we play with the same pace, endeavour and spirit we've shown today, there is no chance we'll be relegated.

Martins with a powerful shot there.

Smith wasn't too bad, not great mind you either.

Similar to Jonas - defensive winger with a great engine.

Geremi off, Lua on.

At least Hughton realises Carroll > Shola.

Carroll stripped and ready to go on.

Can't argue with any of that.

Come on!

Martins was close.

We never seem to manage to be anywhere in between either complacency or nervousness.

It's the hope that kills me.

Steven Taylor costs us again.

What, his leg? Or sent off?

van der Sar looks rattled

quality tackle steven taylor

Smith made a fucking excellent tackle after about 10 minutes, he's only played one bad pass and one bad tackle so far, which for his standards is about three miles above Pele on a good day.