Pilko

Stop talking so much sense Mick, you're starting to confuse people.

I have us staying up in 15th on 40 points. Going down are 18th Blackburn, 19th West Brom and 20th Middlesbrough. 46 points would get you 10th spot in this table. And also, Hull in 17th have a 5 point gap from Blackburn in 18th.

I love it how Harper falls asleep the second he takes a goal kick.

Smith has the same DNA as S.Taylor, chest puffed out, heroic blocking, crunching tackle, shouting and pointing style. Smith is barely more mobile than Butt, he just stands in the centre circle and launches himself into opponents, most likely out of frustration what with being marooned in a no-man's land of a position. I've actually forgotten how bad Smith is, although if there was ever a game he'd shine in, it'd probably be against the likes of Bolton or Stoke, where his "grit" and "industry" (note the inverted commas) would come in useful.

Was down for about 10 minutes.

We should just play in onion sacks next season.

Bellamy £26 thank you very much, spent a tenner in total, £16 profit.

Bellamy hits the inside of the post, I had him first goalscorer! So close.

Bellamy first goalscorer 11/2 - £4 on that Bellamy first booking 4/1 - £4 on that Nedum Onuoha to score anytime 18/1 - £2 on that come on!

I'd be happy if we lost Owen Viduka Duff Smith Geremi Cacapa and Edgar, and gave Bassong, Krul, Lovenkrands and to an extent Carroll and Forster decenter deals. I'm not talking crazy money, but better deals that make them feel valued.

I'd think it would be the second case, even if he was unsure of his capability, he'd surely get a run out in the Carling Cup or even as a sub when there was a few injuries. Boothroyd isn't stupid enough to think that flair players simply won't work in the Championship. Because they do, but you need a grafter next them (if they're a CM ofc).

Because good players accept pittances. Bassong will be on less than Cacapa. Jonas will be on less than Duff. Martins will be on less than Viduka. of course you can get better players on smaller wages. It's all about value for money.

Rinaldi was a funny one, he was the one creative bright spark in Watford's PL season... then he disappeared from the team, and was released 6 months later. Watford had a lot of soldiers that year, but not much flair, and the fact he stood out in the PL but then didn't get used in the Championship did surprise me.

Assuming Owen and Viduka leave and we peddle Geremi and Smith, that'll be between £200,000 and £300,000 a week off the wage bill to start. If we can get shot of the stupidly high earners, that might equate to a little bit more transfer money.

I'd be interested in hearing this again in a few years (assuming him and Ashley are still knocking about) and sort of counting any of these pledges off.

I always liked the look of Troisi.

Scott Parker in typically ballerina form.

Lovely free kick, 1-0 smoggies.

Looks like it's dress as a red seat night at the Riverside.

I bagsy my spot in your passenger seat if Venkman isn't going. Please? No room, I like to stretch my legs out onto the passenger seat. Aye it's no bother. Wicked, thanks a lot

I bagsy my spot in your passenger seat if Venkman isn't going. Please?

Another rat leaving the sinking ship.

DAVE has invited NIXON to play a NICKY BUTT CENTRE CIRCLE role from RIGHT BACK at NE7 9ST on Friday at 4pm.

Fat Sam beaten by lower league team? Excellent.