Pilko

Haha, thats a shocking miss by Bones. Pompey.

thats all well and good but it wasnt Ferdinand that scored the O.G Was it not? My bad... who was it? Doesn't matter anyway, it got the desired reaction.

Just texted my mackem mate with "Cracking finish that by Anton" The reply: "Fuck off you fucking cunthead"

If only our fucking announcer could have said "GOAL SCORED BY NUMBER 36, MARK VIDUKAAAA!" as quickly as that Pompey announcer managed to do that. GET IN! 2-1

I agree. He's crap, but gets unwarranted stick some of the time - at least he's not hiding from the ball.

They can extend the ban if they think you're taking the piss. Which we are.

Newcastle isn't a big club but half the country will be glued to their sets to watch us go down. The only consolation is that everyone involved with SKY will be shitting their pants at the prospects of mass monthly debit cancellations. Well you can't have it both ways...enjoy the show. Sky have been waiting for a big club to go down for years, and they don't come any bigger than Newcastle United FC. They'll regret it afterwards though (if we go down) they will lose LOTS of subscription money. Well Sky show Championship matches so I imagine we will be on TV as much as they can get away with. Will be cancelling my Setanta subscription though. If mine wasn't free already on the XL package, I'd be doing the same.

Good post, although the bit in bold is concerning me a bit. Saying "ONE" season is quite a big 'if'. And also, going down could well see us do a Leeds unless the people who sort the finances are very shrewd and know what they're doing. Otherwise, spot on.

me too fucking diabolical thread btw but completely acceptable apparently. strange. not really. a tad sarcastic i admit, but i would really love to know why this shit is tolerated in every thread it "magically" appears in. Good luck with that.

me too fucking diabolical thread btw but completely acceptable apparently. strange. not really.

You forgot to draw Nicky Butt in a with a giant wrecking ball.

Well we might have to start calling you Kaizero if you keep failing to turn up to these matches... I'm assuming you missed my delightful header that set the Gimp away early in the game? I do realise I wasn't all that like, the previous night really did take it's toll on me. Lack of professionalism, etc. You assumed right, Rich won the 'Pilko touching the ball sweepstake' with 3, I had 6 I had plenty of touches, just the problem was none of them were any good.

I might play centre back, or centre mid in the next game.

Well we might have to start calling you Kaizero if you keep failing to turn up to these matches... I'm assuming you missed my delightful header that set the Gimp away early in the game? I do realise I wasn't all that like, the previous night really did take it's toll on me. Lack of professionalism, etc.

You'd need a map and compass.

You're doing it on purpose now. :'(

Those are actually the scores I've put in for my I Know The Score prediction league. If ayone wants to clutch at straws, I'm top of the league by a mile. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01386/obama-straw_1386774c.jpg

If were to go down, we would need some pace in midfield. There is no way we would get promoted with a Butt/Nolan central pairing.

I agree. Most of the people in the crowd who don't read these boards or similar, and don't get involved in the debating of the whole politics/finance/ownership side of the club will just go under the logic that "it's good to see us win some games for a change".

My legs are as stiff as fuck. Apologies if I didn't seem up for this properly, the previous night took its toll a little bit. I was sick as soon as I got home.

Saw Nixon trying to chat up dan b's lass and totally bomb out.

Rocker. And every fucker laughed. You think that was awkward, you should have seen some of the looks that lot who were waiting to play gave me when I clenched fist and screamed "GEDDIN THERE!!" after stuartbrown06 scored for us.

Who was it who crunched you in the corner late on btw Dave? Just remember you going to ground and the other people on the sideline sniggering. I didn't laugh, I would never do such a thing.

Dalglish as well as buying some monumental shite also left us with Solano, Dabizas, Given, Speed and Hamann. A lot of people forget that. Benitez also has a transfer record with as many hits as he has misses and yet he's constantly lauded by the press. People forget he bought crap like Morientes, Josemi, Kromkamp, Mark Gonzalez etc.