As opposed to Sir Bobby, who would probably have said, "What? Carl Cort's had a heart attack?"
Or opposed to Chris Hughton, who would probably have said... absolutely nothing of note, as usual
Was it as good as Greg's? That one didn't hit the wall either.
I'll have you know I scored a screamer today, 25 yards out, hit both posts and then the back of the net, beauty.
Never knew you were good at FIFA.