Pilko

There's always the old organizing some 5-a-side pitches and doing some training at soccerdome alternative?

That bloke waving the notes at Barry, priceless. oh, and FATTY DUNNE, unlucky you rich shitbags

Or Hell freezing over.

Ooh, its on ESPN (HD ) isn't it. Cracking post that Enrique, reminded me to go downstairs and watch the fucker.

Which is a bit pointless considering this Saturday we carved out one or two decent-ish chances for him and he failed to hit the target with them. It brings back the whole Owen-type argument again, why bother playing the player who does fuck-all else but take chances when we're not making good chances? We've done that to death though, so we'll not do it again, unless you want me to talk about Martins for a bit. Having said that though, I reckon Lovenkrands was bullied out of the game this Saturday. He'd be more effective in the hole (ie where Nolan played against Ipswich) in front of two physical strikers, two of Carroll, Ranger, Shola and Harewood.

I'm not fucking arsed about watching a dead rubber England match. I'll probably go out and play football or some shiz like that.

11am? That's the time I normally go for a massive poo, seems like I'm going to miss the big news.

We were linked with Annan a while ago, were we not?

Carragher is the weak link in their team, without a doubt

601 soon.

Stanislas is good.

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If you buy enough tickets, you'll win the raffle eventually.

They shouldn't really mention it, in all honesty, unless they can be balanced (and it's SKY, so they should't bother).

Sent off on his PL debut. Parker booked too.

Unlucky.

Any minute now the sale will be announced.

Christ, the 600 is getting closer. Maybe the magic number is 606, as that's where the concrete news of Moat's takeover will break?

Such an average goal from van der Persie.

Alan Smith hasn't recently discovered some form, he's just someone who basically resembles a footballer. Nolan on the other hand looks like he should be sat in a pub somewhere with a pint and a bag of nuts. Looks like? That's probably where you'd find him every day after training.

Do people think we'd have more, or less points than now if Kinnear had been appointed a week before the WBA game?

Here's the link to the interview: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/i/ipswich_town/8288956.stm