Pilko

The smallest player on the pitch scores a header.

Coloccini

Blackburn trail at Arsenal already - Arshavin's first goal for the gunners.

Purple kit = defeat.

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier... Requested by Geovanni?

CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD

Geremi simply has to start on the right - I can't think why he'd play Smith there.

£10 - Michael Owen to score anytime (Boylesports @ 15/8) £2.50 - Newcastle to win 2-0 (sportingbet @ 9/2) £2.50 - Oba Martins to hit the woodwork (bluesq @ 9/2)

Smith on the right?

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Fulham are actually only 6 points above the relegation zone. Bit of a sobering point.

Only PREMIER LEAGUE side - Derby County have as well. [/pedant]

Lawro thinks we'll draw, Martin Keown thinks we'll win.

Didnt hear what he said but I am guessing he is trying to suggest that Gerrard has been a class above everyone else in a white shirt ? Said he's been a key part of England's team, and basically that it rubbish to suggest Gerrard hasn't produced for his country. Haha, he can't be serious.

Jack Collison or Mark Noble would be excellent, considering West Ham's financial state.

I've promised all my mates if we go down that next season we'll do Bristol City, Plymouth, Cardiff, Southampton (!) and Swansea away.

Are we fuck. It becomes more likely, but it's not over until it's over.

upped through desperation. come on!

Taraabt went to QPR as well.

Because as the famous song goes... One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy Five for silver, six for gold, Seven for a secret never to be told, Forty-eight for a draw, forty-nine for a loss Fifty proves that Decky's theory is toss

The first game is this Sunday btw and that's the most alarming thing - we're a couple short for that.

Or this (old): http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/columnists/3pm/2009/01/12/newcastle-flop-xisco-has-had-his-chips-at-the-club-literally-115875-21034871/ Fixed.

I reckon you could.

You're normally quicker off the mark than that, GM.

This