Pilko

WBA ahead.

Their HT announcer is Adam Hosker, formerly of Apprentice fame.

Steve Bennett replaced by........... Rob Styles.

Kinnear explains all: "Well, to say with the Gerrard transfer... err Geremi transfer I should say"

Interesting. Kinnear saying on his BBC Radio Newcastle interview that as well as Geremi, another player could be leaving in a straight swap for another player.

Looking at Allardyce's fat head has that effect on quite a few people tbh.

Reading vs Norwich Crystal Palace vs Ipswich Hull vs Arsenal Aston Villa vs Sunderland Manchester City vs Wigan Fiver pays £505. Five away wins please (six with Newcastle!) - all the fives.

Keith Andrews btw. He is shit.

Did Simon Pryde just say "Jonas Gutierrez won't get his gay?"

Tozer. No, it was Kadar. Kadar's deal was waiting to be rubber-stamped before Sam was fired and then Keegan basically just gave it the thumbs up when he arrived.

I thought that. "This guy doesn't even know if he's going to be here next month..." Of course he fucking does, you big nosed twat.

If Jonas doesn't start then Kinnear deserves a punch in the cunt.

You sound shocked. Phil Thompson on Soccer Saturday now saying how Allardyce said our players weren't fit enough when he arrived. Load of shit. Keegan said the same when he arrived, that Allardyce's training didn't involve enough physical fitness building.

76 minutes

Sorry gimp.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_4805716,00.html

13.03 Newcastle goalkeeper Fraser Forster could be set for a loan move away from St James' Park before the close of the transfer window, skysports.com understands.

Is that not precisely what he's trying to achieve by keeping Joe on? Lesser of 2 evils really - another managerial change or stability? Personally I'd prefer a better appointment at the seasons end.

Patrice Evra used to play upfront in the French third division when he were younger. They can adapt, you see.

Using your moderator powers to try and mess with the minds of the forum members.

That's a bad title Dave, people will think he is definitely not getting one. May I suggest: "Peter Lovenkrands' contract to be decided after friendly match on Tuesday"

What's your source?

Someone just wants to gaffer tape Kinnear's mouth shut. Let the man with the charisma bypass do all the press conferences. That way he won't splurge so much shit.

No, I don't, but I never miss an opportunity to stick one in should the need arise.

ermm... What if they are French? BONJOURRRRR, YA CHEESE EATIN' SURRENDER MONKEYS! http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/town/GroundskeeperWilly1.gif