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Andy Carroll at 6'5 says hi.

FAO C'sSAC: Yes, the BBC Radio Newcastle website has radio commentary for FA Cup games.

I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with the woman who is portrayed in the above photo. I find her very attractive. Well, you lot are all going with your smooth fucking ways of saying you want to shag her!

I noticed that it didn't say Chelsea vs Southend, it just said Live FA Cup Football, which suggests to me they aren't sure which game they are going to be showing yet. ah, a nice bit of hope to cling to. no. look, I edited that post...

I noticed that it didn't say Chelsea vs Southend, it just said Live FA Cup Football, which suggests to me they aren't sure which game they are going to be showing yet. EDIT: and within a minute they confirm that they WILL be showing the match. cunts.

No it wasn't. Aye, bet hes inconsolable now James. James is playing good cop, bad cop with Dave.

Godsmark is just another Alan O'Brien - fast, but thats it. RANGER IS ON THE BENCH TONIGHT. PREPARE FOR THIS THREAD TO EXPLODE WHEN HE COMES ON!!!

Anyone got a stream... in their back garden? I apologize, Dave.

Owen "The Tampon" Hargreaves being linked with a move to Sevilla for £8m, says Setanta Sports News.

Being a cynical t*** I think ITV may have made a few quick phonecalls... Probably phonecalls to try and rig the Dancing on Frozen Water result.

Would be fucking fantastic if we were!

I take better free kicks than Geremi. Yes, you do.

Well, I'd be happy to do it later in the day, but maybe just a little bit earlier, even 5pm or whatever?

Why did I read Kinnear saying he wanted to take his time on the SSN website today then? Conflicting quotes again.

The only thing I don't like about Guthrie is that he fades badly in the second half, especially if he's been booked.

Swashbuckling left wingback, took my FM08 Wigan side to UEFA Cup qualification in his first season. A snip at £4m.

Ilunga would be ace, considering he's a LB who can deputise at CB. Looked excellent this season for WHU.

Mercedes.

His name translates as: I fall Vinícius Blacksmith

good spot joey. does it specify what position he plays?

Rich brought two 'mates' I think as well. And I was also banking on the fact that at least a couple of the people there will be unavailable or injured or whatever at the next one. But I shouldn't.

I think we should count Stephen as someone who played at this one, because to be fair he gave us a good few weeks notice for a perfectly genuine and unavoidable reason on why he wasn't able to attend. Remember there is a couple of gaps anyway, because this time we won't need to fill the teams up with people's mates?

I think you should hang fire for at least another week Greg, and just wait to see what the majority opinion is in terms of date. Can we agree that it should be between 1pm and 3pm kickoff though, as 6pm was waaaay too late? As for the dates, at this current time I can manage either.

Do people even read the articles? FRINGE players, and people suggest Zog and Enrique who have played in 90% of the last dozen or so games. Personally, I think the most likely ones are Smith, Geremi and Edgar.

Despite having 78530583985935038 players out injured I bet none of LuaLua, Ranger, Donaldson or Kadar will get any playing time.