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Bet he likes KK better than the KKK then.

We keep Defoe quiet = 1/3 points We don't = 0 points

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The next time Anal Oliver says "my sources at/near/close to the club tell me/have informed me..." I think I'd like to see his testicles on a skewer.

We've got a great record against Chelsea at home, especially during the latter stages of the season. Everton away is probably the toughest match we have left. I don't think we'll get 100% wins, but unbeaten is a prospect that isn't too far from the realms of possibility.

I'd agree with that.

If you're Mike Ashley it's probably what you tip the paper boy.

Yeah, he's still pissed off about how he cracked the bar at Spurs.

Isn't he the boxer who won Hell's Kitchen?

I remember Rob Edwards writing that Martins was just a poor man's Earnshaw.

Do you enjoy any element of the matchday experience mate? Full time whistle?

Give Alan Smith a season ticket then.

He's certainly turned it around, so well done to him. I remember when Souness was here, he moaned about his lack of starts, so Souness dropped Faye and started with him the next game. He put in a performance so woeful he should have been wearing a sandwich board saying "I really don't want to be here." Quite a transformation.

The following: Given - Bottler, pulls his groin when we're losing Harper - Great signing Carr - thug Beye - mint Enrique - you can't beat a bit o bully Taylor - over-hyped Cacapa - cabaret singer Edgar - drinks maple syrup Diatta - he's no Kilcline Milner - not much tbh Emre - knack Butt - ginger general Barton - read Carr, just less shite at football Faye - doorman Geremi - baldy napper N'Zogbia - barrel of laughs Duff - clue's in the title Smith - crap Viduka - releases the weight off the buffet table's shoulders Martins - pineapple smoothie Owen - that he isn't the England manager any more Ameobi - black and white saviour Carroll - great at warming the bench

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After stating Allardyce getting seven months was way way too short as well. Bunch of penis-heads.

Heard a few whispers recently that we're in for Cardiff fullback Tony Capaldi. Know nowt about him, how old is he, what foot is he and is he good?

Just filling in a few hours until Songs of Praise is on I take it Wullie?

Especially when he uses that stupid rhyming slang. "He's hit that on the beans on toast!"

Pft, when Matty Pattison was drunk that was front page news as well. He isn't even a "household" name, more of a "squatters" name tbh.

Aye! He was doing it to Keller yesterday, when the ball was nowhere near him. Quite justified as well. Keller has the agility that suggests he had a ration book in his youth.

Heh. That's alright. MY point with Martins was more towards coming from a bigger club opposed to the pay day idea. Can see how it came across though, so fair play.