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http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2297/ladyshola.jpg LADY SHOLA

BUT FERGIE SAID HE WASN'T SIGNING ANYONE ELSE!!!!111!11!!!! Fergie said he wasn't spending any more money.

'Scoring goals is not the same if you cannot run, And baby if it's Shola being rough it's really fun' 11 goals btw.

Need a Sholagoals prediction thread. I'll go with 12.

any chance of a link, i cant be arsed to get off the sofa to turn the radio on. That's the attitude that meant you got beat 3-1.

Has anyone got a stream for the scum game?

That is fantastic

FM-tastic, word for word.

Krul was there watching with his missus. Was signing some autographs for kids, left just before full time. Oh and it looked like some Ginger guy was trying to chat up his bird. Now we all know why Greg takes such an avid interest in the reserves.

fucking hell, when you put it like that it's alarming! didn't realise it was THAT close...

He was playing about a year ago wasn't he?

Yeah he was informed he could start looking for another club, but he's still under got a year or so left of his pro deal with the Toon, so I guess they'll use him if it suits them. He's too small for the big leagues though and not much more to his game then being able to run really fast. Alan O'Brien MKII by the sound of things.

I always thought the sale of Cahill was a weird one, he looked excellent in his final few months as a Villa player, very impressive.

I suppose the only positive with very few updates is that when a deal is agreed, it is likely to be completed on the quiet and will go through only a few days after we hear about it.

Kompany will end up at CB I reckon. Decent that but they need someone a bit less shit than Dunne to play alongside him.

Bridge will start ahead of Garrido.

Godsmark played? I thought we released him?

fyp

He's like a bird with a broken wing. Part of you knows you should snap it's neck, but the other part just wants to see it fly the way only you know it can. How lovely.

£12m for Crouch?

Truth. Reckon Optimistic Nut would have handled him no sweat tbh.

If Shola Ameobi gets 25 goals next season I will fly over to America and dance stark bollock naked outside your house. DISCLAIMER: Not really.

Until we confirm Shearer or someone else as manager, he's our manager. Even if he's only creeping in the shadows, he's the manager. This is the "Season of Ameobi", Mistle. If you haven't before, type in "Shola Ameobi" into youtube. The compiliation video is one of the funniest videos I have ever watched.

Mike, your little caption is correct but the picture needs to be a certain Mr Nicky Butt.