Pilko

Pen fucking get in.

That's better Nketiah

Shite that from Nketiah. Low shot and that's 2 nowt.

Campbell, Naismith and Anderson in the early Championship game a stonking 109/1 with PP - all love a card. With 365 they price the same treble at 33/1. Some value to be had there for sure.

Coventry are a good price tomorrow.

I'd love us to go and get Jacob Ramsey from Villa. Think he's gonna be class.

Tom Lees down to 10/3 for a SOT tomorrow night for Huddersfield but against lowly Barnsley it's still worth a dab and into a builder with some home SOT and corners.

1/2 ain't bad, shame!

Man U are fucking pony and long may that continue.

Mane and Diaz "Return the Favour" offered at 175/1 by Paddy Power. Worth a quid or two of anyone's money. P Jones card 4/1 BTTS in the 6 football league games 44/1

Steve Howey on the latest Undr the Cosh podcast, quite a lot of tales I've heard before from the likes of Bez etc. but pretty entertaining anyway. He sheds some light on Gillespie v Shearer!

The only thing that could have improved that goal for me would be if he celebrated wildly in front of Bruce for fucking him off. Normally I'd roll my eyes at a shit Ashley no-mark like Colback scoring a flukey screamer but against a Bruce team? Fucking class, get in there Jacko

No corners No shots on target No clue No bait left over in the changing room

Was on that Paddy 9/1 boost, easiest £100 I've ever earned. Cheers Fat Head!

Lovely take that. He's doing so well

2nd half corner came in, class start to the day. Huddersfield generally seem decent for SOTs and corners as well as my man Lees being good for a SOT. @WullieLee Nicholls was a paltry 4/1 card pre-game today First time I've seen a keeper shorter than seven outfield players before kickoff.

Tom Lees at it again for Hudds, SOT just before HT and he was 5/1. Had £10 on that and £5 on a builder where I just need a 2nd half Hudds corner for £84. 3 out of the last 4 times Hudds have had a televised game he's delivered. Ledge

Was thinking earlier how raging we'd all be at that first goal being disallowed were it not for VAR. Classic "blow for a foul if anyone breathes near the keeper" shit soft refereeing, not even close to being illegal.

Great to know he's a good influence round the place, drives high standards in training, helps the group etc but not arsed about him playing unless it's to give Wood a rest in the latter stages of a game or he's chucked on with 5-10 to go to try and nick a goal. I'm sure Ritchie, Gayle, Dummett etc are doing great things for the atmosphere round the place but I'd still not want any of them near the pitch unless it was a late cameo. Howe might well throw some of those sorts the odd run out at SJP once we're safe to thank them, hopefully they'll be fucked off after that for players of a similar temperament and personality but ones who can actually play football at this level.

You can usually tell from his first two or three bits of play what sort of mood he's in, on the early evidence we're in for yet another of his dickhead days today.

No it doesn't...

Clever corner routine, shite from Dubravka.

Paddy Power bet builder

Bruno assist 9/1 Tielemans assist 9/1 The double 149/1

Lundstram, Tarkowski, Joelinton cards 52/1 Tielemans & Burn cards 20/1 Westwood & Dawson cards 22/1 The quad 482/1 Schar, Krafth and Dewsbury-Hall cards 100/1 Shelvey, Thomas & Justin cards 110/1 Tielemans, Perez, Shelvey & Bruno 1+ SOT 21/1 (Coral - about 13s on PP) ASM & Bowen 2+ SOT each 9/1 Waiting for team news but free fiver on the cup game: Rudiger and Guehi cards, Mount and Zaha SOT each 66/1