Pilko

sounds like CM then. cos we have literally none. You two sound like Alan Smith and Big Sam. If I was Big Sam I'd probably shunt him wide right.

fixed, otherwise spot on.

sounds like CM then. cos we have literally none.

Next to Henry Winter's column in said magazine, his opinion is tripe.

Abdoulaye Faye is a doubt as well.

Two words and one emote re the UEFA CUP: Antoine Sibierski

I posted this in the Joke thread as well:

wormy

Here's my chant: With a nik-nak paddy twat sucking Quinny's bone Angry Keano, fuck off home!

I'm happy to sort of float if we're top heavy of strikers and play "in the hole". I want some form of long ball being used from my team btw cos I'm an aerial dominater.

I honestly do think this year it will be WBA, and two of Stoke, Sunderland, Blackburn and Fulham.

he fits the sunderland criteria list: 1) is a paddy 2) is a radgy bastard

Roeder's said he isn't leaving. Although saying that, he is a sour faced idiot.

That bloke who used to be Bolton assistant with the funny long name is in caretaker charge - Ricky Sprgazkrfht or something

I've stuck a fiver on Aidy Boothroyd, 40/1 with bluesq. Just get the feeling that it'll be someone fairly young.

Hopefully the new guy will be so clueless he'll play Rade Prica at sweeper and Nyron Nosworthy upfront.

Same here. Could even go a little earlier than that if it was to everyone elses convienence.

Could everyone please state their three preferred positions (anyone saying missionary gets a punch) and also any other suggestions they have for venue, date etc? I'll get Stephen to c+p these into the OP tomorrow. Greg Optimistic Nut Pilko - CF, CM, RW - Reckon either The Parks or Heaton Manor would be the best venue. Stephen927 Lien nufc_kev Nixon robbo_11 Fugazi The Prophet Jawesome buzza cp40 Northerngimp Dr Venkman - CF, CB, RB

That would be excellent, could even do it so you have 11 v 11 for half an hour then swap, for the full two hours. People ain't that fit tbh. Be good to have a crowd I guess and to get to know some of the fellas around the sides. Good shout.

think nufc_kev said he'd play as a goalie, didn't he? and that's something for when we have more people tbh, might be hard to do now.

"They have spent money on a goalkeeper already so I don't think they are going to spend any more," he said. "I'm sure that when Heurelho Gomes gets his confidence back he'll be a very, very good goalkeeper again. :shifty: :shifty: "I wouldn't want to leave Newcastle anyway, I'm very happy where I'm at." 2 out of 3 ain't bad....

Right, you two are going on the same team. For sure. Pleased that this is taking off so well.

Doubt 22 people would know for definite whether they could come for a while yet, due to getting date/venue sorted, and personal circumstances. yeah, your bound to have people dropping out. when we book we should say 22 people, but if there's less i doubt they'd be arsed as long as the money is paid.

Parks has decent facilities though, the changing rooms were decent enough and the astroturf pitches had proper nets in them as well. Heaton Manor a good shout too.

The Parks has outdoor 11-a-side Astroturf as well. It's not bad.