Pilko

ah no, it's worked now. the first three times I got a database error. thanks anyway.

Still get a "Database Error" trying to change my avatar.

1-0, Windass 90+4. can see it already.

if that happens i'll bare my backside in fenwicks window

Llamb to the slaughter I hope.

If I may be so bold to predict what we get... we'll get either Kidderminster or Torquay at home.

He's the perfect foil for Coloccini, I very much like the look of the lad. Better than Taylor.

Given Beye Bassong Coloccini Enrique Gutierrez Guthrie Butt N'Zogbia Martins Owen SUBS: Harper, Cacapa, Carroll, Viduka, and three others that I can't remember cos the bloke said them so fast

Don't normally get them until about 2.10pm off Radio Newcastle - I'll keep you posted though, as I will be listening to the build up.

Please tell me your drunk if jk gets his men (who i imagine will be realistic targets) then questions have to be asked about just who keegan wanted. Good luck proving any of that. ok dont ask then. just assume he wanted realistic targets in the right areas but didnt get them because wise is a prick. makes more sense. Or maybe Keegan wanted the kind of quality (genuinely attainable quality) he thinks we deserve but the club werent prepared to pay the going rate. Just a thought like as a kind of counter argument Modric? Woodgate? probably a few more i cant remember atm. Modric trained with us btw. Aye, but as soon as he got on the train he leapt out of the window into the night and ended up on Tottenham Court Road. The rest is now history.

Been offered a trial at Crystal Palace.

As long as he doesn't keep playing and failing to sub Duff every game like the stupid paddy twat who currently occupies our managers seat then I'll take him.

haha, what a load of toss.

N'Zogbia, start? Don't be so silly! The fucking paddy twat will start and provide bugger all once again, and get plaudits for it too.

We don't actively encourage wild sex parties or trips to brothels, do we?

Well he tried to make over 50 passes today and failed with nearly half of them. 200 successful passes this year is hardly an impressive statistic. On occassions top Premier League players can make over 90 passes in a game. Your arguement is pitiful and comical. And yours isn't?! Well please bring some facts to the table to back up your opinion. Are you NE5 in disguise?

There's only one Joke in here - the thread starter.

how can you rate Duff a 6 you paddy loving wanker

AND WHERE IS NILE RANGER?

kinnear just leaves duff on because the fucking paddy twat sucks him off every morning

More chance of Kinnear baring his backside in Fenwicks window tbh

I hope Kinnear gets a fifty-pence piece in his eye if he puts on Carroll for Ameobi

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Barton injured