Pilko

van Persie fluffs a good chance against the mackems.

Excellent, Anelka and Lampard (captain!) fantasy points. Good start.

Am I the only one who thinks that a key part of this club moving forwards is losing Owen?

I'd fucking love it if Hull went down like, if they had any other manager i'd doth my cap and applaud their efforts but Phil Orange is a cunt amongst men. Saying that i fully expect us not to win when we play them at the KC again. Why are Phil and Wes Brown both orange? Because they use Kia-Ora as moisturizer.

Haha, that lad there just sonning the entire Spurs back four. wp

Why is the co-commentator calling him "Gomesh" ffs

Some random youth pikey coming on to replace him. EDIT: or not.

Haha, Shaktar sub scores with his first touch Gomes again comes off his line, misses the ball and then feigns injury

Cue KD whining about how shite Bentley is at everything, especially freekicks

This is an awful match, Spurs creating nowt, Shaktar happy to get shots from distance blocked

:colo: is out injured so no shock. Fellaini will start. Saha on the bench too imo. I've been told different but fair enough, I could be wrong. Don't get me wrong I hope you're right and that he doesn't start....but I think he'll play him if he's anywhere near being fit. Agreed. If Neville indeed moves to right back, partnering Rodwell will be that Castillo bloke (if Fellaini doesn't play) and he's shite, so he'll probably start him and just play him for an hour if he's not match fit.

Haha, the presenter saying "he's just started shaving"

Spurs bench having "a player who will no longer be considered for selection", 5 youth randoms, and Darren Bent Who the fuck is "Parrett"?

I hear NE5 is going to be cast as Freddy Shepherd.

The answer: take Ashley Cole out, he gets nee assists, and get Maynor Figueroa in. Been excellent all season, Wigan get buckets of clean sheets and he gets lots of assists. hth

What, similar to the Kinnear-o-meter in the Relegation thread? Good shout.

Good, that orange smug twat looks like even more of a bellend now. Bet he didn't even have a proper medical. He can't have. Also wp Fulham for realizing that his knee was a time bomb and offloading him to the gormless sods

Shearer was more of a leader, a talisman, an inspiration. Owen is a quiet little shit who is made of glass.

Still hasn't ruled it out.

If Viduka is fit enough to even play just an hour he should start, and then we can chuck on Martins, Smith or Shola on the hour depending whether we need to chase, close down or try and throw away the game.

If Wenger rates him as a scout, he must be at least competent at the role. Offer him an upstairs role working in tandem with Wise or a scouting role or whatever. Whoever said offer him a job in the reserves or academy is surely joking, Kinnear fucking hates our youth players, that's why he never plays them Kinnear would ruin our academy.

It's gotta be so easy to pull girls as a footballer. ...Not for everyone http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/Petera_Ramage_625679.jpg http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/perkel4346/Blog%20Pictures/metthewpattison.jpg http://images.sportinglife.com/08/08/330/PaulMcShane_1153567.jpg http://img.skysports.com/08/01/218x298/David_Wheater_624458.jpg http://www.fansfc.com/UploadedImages/Players/Dirk%20Kuyt_633570741987343750.jpg http://img.skysports.com/08/02/218x298/Richard_Dunne_647005.jpg You did miss a few out.

Yes, I know, the R*nnie R*dford goal and all that, but my first ever visit to a stadium that wasn't SJP was to Edgar Street. I can't remember who they were playing (was a team in red fwiw) but it ended 3-3 and I really enjoyed it. And my uncle was best mates with Steve Guinan when they were at school.

I wish him all the best.

Both.