Pilko

I'm about to google map this coach lane place, is that the official name? Coach Lane?

Wicked! My Jonas one due for Monday.

Excellent. Be more than one set of photos, brilliant. That way you can get plenty of shots of me beating the oppo CB's in the air.

It just seemed as if he'd accused you of going "Yeah, I love Hughes" in the past or something. Would I have him here? I would ahead of Kinnear, although that isn't saying much at all. We could do a lot worse, but we could do a lot better too.

I never actually commented on his ability as a manager tbf. I must have read that first post wrong?

Aye, except the first goal he was about 3 yards on, the secon was from a corner and therefore not offside, and the third one, well, there wasn't even owt controversial, but he still moaned about it, the nob.

Yes, I agree. He's a whining twat. Whilst were talking about whiney knobjockeys, I also want to say I hate Paul Ince.

It's a back injury apparently.

This has been a fucking woeful game so far. Setanta always go for Man United or Chelsea and it's always a bore draw or 1-0 win.

Putting El Zhar on before him, now that's just taking the piss out of him.

How the fuck can you say that? If they're champion material they shouldn't be 2-0 down to Hull at home in twenty minutes, should they?

3 minutes added on at the end, Gerrard completes his hatrick in the 98th minute tbh From 30 yards on the volley, with his knee. OOOOOOOOOH, GERRARRRRRD, YA BEAUTY!!! TIK A BOO SON, TIK A BOO!

Is it just me, or looking at Score Centre do Wigan have 2 goalies on the bench? They have Mike Pollitt and Richard Kingson.

A 1-0 loss at Old Trafford being the best result in the club's recent history, why not?

In order of "able-to-get-ability" I'd probably say 1) Noble, 2) Warnock and 3) Upson. Noble was even getting benched for the likes of Collison, and he's woeful.

to give people another excuse to say how shit NE5 is

I could see all three happening in all honesty. Upson: Apparently one of WHU's biggest earners, and we all know they're in financial trouble. Warnock: Ince is a twat and if they keep going the way they're going (no win in 10 and Warnock getting played at CM out of position) he might want to leave. Noble: Zola said he didn't want to sell any of his 'key' players - for me that would suggest Upson, Ashton, Bellamy and Green. Noble isn't even a nailed on starter these days and flits from starter to bench. Could easily see him leaving.

I'd love us to get Mark Noble. Realistic target, probably available for around £4m - and in my opinion a great replacement for Butt.

I bloody well hope so, I put a fiver on him at 40/1!

If this lets Taylor in as first choice again regardless of how shit he is I will be so pissed off.

I really hope that all the signings Kinnear makes are loans, that's how little I trust his transfer nous. If they're good, - great and we can hopefully buy them. If not, they can fuck right off.

I emailed the Parks about 3 weeks ago asking for a price list and they haven't replied yet.

And that way the subs can be tasked with taking some good photos.

Well, now that the deadline has passed, I'd like to think we can agree a venue, date and time before Xmas and have the whole thing booked up? My suggestion: Sunday 18th January, Parks Leisure Centre (North Shields). Time up for discussion!

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