Pilko

I fink we lack a bit of je ne sais quoi @Alan Pardew any comment?

Relax lads. It'll be Potter or Carsley

It's an honour to see his name on the same wall as Steve Cram, Celebrity Fan.

Tindall could end up being assistant England manager. Assistant TO the England manager.

I think if Southgate stays on two more years that's a bit more dangerous, if the job comes up again summer 2026 Howe will have been here nigh on 5 years and may see that as a good time to make a move, depending on what happens over the next few years. Don't see him taking it right now. Hopefully they go for a long-term appointment like Potter or someone they'll give time to (Carsley) and it won't come up again for a good while.

Gnonto whilst being pacy and direct also plays on the edge a bit like Gordon does as well, gets his foot in with lots of industry and isn't a stranger to a yellow card. Definitely could see why Eddie would like him, just a shame he can't play footy in a pair of Cuban heels cos he'd probably struggle to win headers against the Bolton fans on the stag do in Phoenix Nights.

Foden was like 2021 Mason Mount this tournament, absolutely invisible for the vast majority of proceedings and yet the notion of dropping him never crossed the mind of our esteemed manager who persists with the "safe" option despite plenty other options.

Should have had himself 3 weeks on a beach somewhere instead of wasting his time trying to impress that stubborn big nosed negative prick in training. Hope he comes back with the bit between his teeth and proves him wrong next season in a black and white shirt, and secures his England spot under a vaguely competent manager.

I think you're being generous, I'd suggest he gets a goodbye appearance in a Wembley friendly soon and we move on ASAP. As long as he's available he's picked and whilst he'll always be good for a pen and the odd goal, it hurts us so much for most of the time he's on. It's like watching 2005/06 Shearer.

I've seen a minimum of Rice, Bellingham, Pickford, Walker and Kane do the shithousing, tactical cuntery for their club sides brilliantly when in a spot but it was sorely missing tonight. It was Soft Touch Tampon FC and I have an awful feeling Gareth probably tells them not to do that kind of thing cos it's not the image he wants to project. Agree with your comment entirely that there's bugger all street smarts in the England side & when they can't/won't perform well (delete as appropriate) it sticks out like a sore thumb in a big knockout game like that we just watched.

Nice of the ref to blow bang on the 90+4 despite the mop haired cunt wasting about 90 seconds on that absolute non foul. (not that it would have changed the outcome)

I was hoping if we won he'd retire from international football (maybe a Beckham style friendly send off at Wembley in September pending). Bet this means the cunt limps on til WC26, bagging pens and tap ins against San Marino in the qualifying rounds but limiting our play and doing little of value in the tournament again as Safegate won't drop him.

Hope he punches Gareth on his massive ugly nose in the dressing room afterwards. Disgrace the lack of pitch time he got when that invisible little cock Foden played almost every single minute.

Inevitably will play like Pele when Newcastle rock up to the Etihad though the little short shit haircut cunt. Rice as well, had an absolute stinker of a tournament but will obviously run the show when we next play Arsenal. So many underperformers in the England side, Gareth partially at fault for the negative tactics but the players themselves too, should be good enough to show more than they did.

Absolutely gutted Safegate up to his usual tricks, soon as the equaliser went in tried to defend til extra time and it cost us. Wank. Please bring in a manager who can get the most out of the side and send the bent nosed negative cunt to Man U soon as they pot Ten Bob.

Beaten by non-leaguers, great start to proceedings. HMS piss the league has left the port.

1-1 Regis in

Le Bris out marra. Get Bally in

Banned, cos the regime don't like him man.

Beat me to it Although not really cos it's been in my avatar for years, so....

Quicker over 20 yards than Kane in training too. Probably.

someone get this lad a sombrero

(stolen from elsewhere) Oh England recovered Ollie Watkins to get past Holland Oh Southgate and Kane Don't be breaking my heart I'm so in love with you Bell-ing-ham and Mainoo Give the ball to Phil Foden, He makes defenders work so hard That you gimme no That you gimme no That you gimme no That you gimme no Soooooul, I hear you calllllliiiiing Oh Southgate pleeeeeease Give a little respect, toooooo meeeeeee

Bring on Sunday!!!!