Pilko

Kane loves activating knackered old useless cart horse mode doesn't he. For such a class striker who scores so many goals he doesn't half have some fucking shite games that pass him by. Mount is fucking pointless as well. Sick of the sight of him in this side

Got Shaw, Nagy and Szalai. Decent start, unlucky not to have 2/3

Absolutely nowt of substance

Got Soyuncu, Ampadu, Kurtic treble.

Scrolled past a staggeringly thick post (think it was GiveMeSport) earlier listing an achievement from every club Bruce had worked at whilst completely ignoring his massive constant shortcomings (e.g. "Turned Birmingham into an established PL team" but failed to mention him relegating them) which then said "...all this while suffering the loss of his parents in 2018. Steve Bruce deserves MORE RESPECT" What was funny was everything bar his "achievements" at Newcastle and Villa (which were fabricated bullshit anyway) happened before his parents died, and they didn't mention at all his stint at Sheffield Wednesday - you know, the club that bent over backwards for him and gave him over a month off when he wanted to go watch the cricket in homage to his dearly departed dad; the very same club he monumentally fucked over six months later.

It's so nice seeing so many decent posters who got fed up of Ashley's bullshit (and the knock-on effect it had on this forum) popping up again all reinvigorated and happy.

Love this me. Deashleyfication one cleansing step at a time.

SteveMUFC AlexB1000 WomanchesterLuke007

Can't believe the ugly cunt didn't whip his top off with that late winner. Prick

Need McSauce for £205 here, got him doubled with Natcho. Will be all owa some Andorra cards later.

The jocks

This is where I'm at. Loads of people at work who support other teams asking me my opinion on the Saudis, no doubt so they can start picking holes in whatever viewpoint I give. Right now I'm stunned and elated that Ashley has fucked off, I've not really got any further than that.

Doucoure, Sarr, Issa Diop, Zaha.

Card spread: Neco Williams Chiriches Barinov Demiral 246/1 Doing small stakes on the Betting Village picks for Wales game too.

I knocked off work early and got to the ground by 4.45pm. What a fucking evening I've had. Welcome back lads and lasses.

Well you kneuw. Drinking a couple of cans at once is really difficult.