Pilko

Hahahahahahaha

Spawny cunts. Massive deflection

Maguire is absolutely chod cart horse.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Get in. Welbeck 100 goals up.

Pawson with his finger on the pulse again. Useless.

Here's the therapist he's been seeing - all makes sense:

Probably so they can make their forum look more populated than it is, much like they do with the stadium attendance figures every fortnight.

9 days since the opening post says he agrees a 2-year extension and that's good news all round eh Didn't get very far into that phantom new contract did he? Brilliant.

Juliano Belletti?

They'll be scrambling to find replacement presenters and commentators if he has, the fucker gets where water wouldn't. Here's hoping, he's shite.

£40m for Clarke Aye, a lad who plays for a mid-table Championship side should definitely fetch the same fee as Cole Palmer did a year ago.

Is the only tangible update today from Baldwards?

Kulusevski started on the bench Monday and they've just bought Odobert as well. Would absolutely love to get him in.

In Pornstein we trust.

Chelsea's administration team be like

I reckon we go get someone £30-£40m from Yewrup that hasn't been linked strongly at all within 48 hours.

Bit of a risk to shift your two very capable starting CBs so late in the window like. I could see them getting Guehi a 1 year extension and promising him a move next summer if the price is right tbh based on nothing at all.

Decent point on the road for Gateshead tonight.

That doesn't help like. Hmm

This is it for me as well. Guehi/alternative or a starting RW comes in, I think most people say that's a very good window. Both and it's a brilliant one. Neither and it goes down as frustrating. We're right on the cusp, it's going to be impossible to truly evaluate it til the deadline passes.

To be clear as well, I've still got faith in the transfer dealings we've done and are doing in a big way, there's barely been a mis-step since the takeover. It may well be we were backed into a corner by PSR and had to take whatever Forest threw at us. I can swallow that so long as we go into the season with a much better no.2 goalkeeper on the bench than the one sat there on Saturday. Feel like my last post was a bit aggressive and in the style of the "OI! EDMONDS! NO" character from Harry Enfield. If we get it sorted out before the window shuts then fair enough. If we don't, my anger stands.

On this, if Vlachodimos isn't deemed as good as Dubravka by the coaching staff/Howe it's an absolute fucking travesty we've brought him in, PSR wrangling or not. There's plenty of Forest's players we could have got hold of who could have been of use to us, if this geezer is worse than that jug eared tit there's absolutely no point him being here. As it stands we're still a Pope dodgy landing from him desecrating our goalmouth again, despite it being clear since last January that he's nowhere near up to the job. (insert increasingly speculative high figure around what we supposedly paid for Vlachy, £20bn wasn't it?) Ruddy I can get over as he's basically a coach and doing the same gig as Gillespie, but if they haven't sorted this out in a positive way come the end of the window it's negligent as fuck for our season's ambitions. Way too big a gamble on Pope's fitness.

at this rate the Forest cup game will see them bring Uriah Rennie out of retirement for one night.

Feels so quiet I'm expecting the Chronicle to be readying the dreaded "It's Sho Time" or "Let's Get This Sho On The Road" back page that we were all so accustomed to many years ago.