Pilko

May as well give up on cards in this game if there's none to be dished there, fucking shite

Let's have some cards from this scrap please

AWB and Townsend cards 50/1 Townsend and Greenwood assists 105/1 Small stakes on both, pretty poor odds being offered in this game. Will be backing Ronnie goal & card in play if he comes on and they need a goal.

Bookies will 100% have known that. For all the people who backed it early doors and haven't time to check and cash out.

3 out of 4 ffs.

Need Danilo for £787...

Ole

Ah man, no card for Kovacic for that foul on the edge of the area? Would have my treble cooking on gas if he'd given it ffs.

Barca and Real fighting over the CL wooden spoon what a time to be alive

Mbabu assist at 16/1 is canny. Done the double with Pogba at 56/1 also. Small stakes on the below: Dalot, Capoue and Foyth cards 50/1 Kovacic, Alonso and Locatelli cards 73/1 Rudiger, Danilo, Telles and Moreno cards 315/1 Ziyech and Locatelli 2+ SOT each 54/1

Chelsea, Villareal & Barcelona to score 2+ goals and over 1.5s in the Salzburg & Wolfsburg games - 36/1 Few small stake cards bets in the Atalanta game, going to do a few small stake ones later too. Not bothering with any team to win accas etc, feels like a waste of time.

Need to set up a one off game against Young Boys, loser has to fold the club. But then if the winning team celebrates too much they get folded too

Couple of btts that were 2 goals short each tonight and a few quid on City game cards that came to nowt. I didnt have the boost but I'm still furious at that Madrid result. Are accas even worth it? Results are a fucking joke these days, so many mental dickhead results that go against the form of late. By of late I mean the last 2 years

Managed to scrape £10.88 back from my free £5 stake by being shit hot on the button when Welbeck went off. PP are so slow to suspend the betting!

Need a Welbeck SOT for £88 and a Zaha assist for £246.

Went Gallagher assist, Mitchell card 50/1 instead. Zaha goal and assist is 40/1 with VirginBet, huge price and over double everywhere else.

Bissouma card and Zaha assist 31/1 is canny also.

Welbeck & Zaha 2+ SOT at 17/1 is my play if they both start.

Not a surprise whatsoever. He'll only be in jeopardy if we get to another McClaren scenario IMO, February/March and more than 3pts under the red line.

Stonewaller pen that. Mega shirt pull and then a double flying slide kick

Immobile is one of those players who seems to score for fun, until I stick money on him and then he'll miss a hatful like he did today. Kane is the same actually. Got Gueye, Dembele and Medina treble in the French game (1/3). Few cross long shots across the Italian and Spanish games but the odds were pish.

Any tips for Getafe?

Great shout, slung £10 on.

Bit late to it but went Sanchez and White at 25s.