Pilko

1-0, Isak goal.

He's the biggest cunt in the Premier League bar none.

He looks like an absolute monster and made for the PL. He'll be a big big hit.

He's like a man with paper bones and playdough muscles. Weak as fuck, gets bullied all over the shop and only serves to lose the ball. We'd improve so much if we had Almiron or Fraser as sub and another winger in ahead to nudge this frail cunt off our bench.

Positives: More than matched a so called "top team" again Played well without Bruno, Botman, Schar, Maxi and Wilson Isak looks a monster Centimetres away from 2-0 and seconds from a point. Fine margins Pope is class Nice quick turnaround for a winnable home game Saturday and get it out our system

I fucking hate Klopp. Smug arrogant bastard celebrating like he's won the Champions League after a scrambled last min goal way beyond the added time allocated. Waving at our bench too to wind them up. If karma exists he'll be due getting hit by a piano from the sky pretty fucking soon.

It's great seeing the phrase "trousered" again but weird seeing it attributed to someone other than Mike Ashley when it comes to receiving transfer fees. It's a bit like how the word "dour" would only be attributed to "dour Scotsman", just feels odd.

£25m for Tiele seems great value. Go get him!

To be fair to Parker imagine the effort and energy expended in getting out of the Championship, Saturday-Tuesday every week, only to be told "nah we'll let the same set of players get tanked every week in the big boy league". No excuse from the ownership.

There's goals for us, Trent is a liability and their midfield is decimated. Just depends whether the front lads have an off day for them or not as to whether we get anything.

It's absolutely class watching Gerrard and Lampard bomb. Long may it continue.

Ashworth probably saw Sean stinking the gaff up today and got straight on the blower to Ajax.

He was class today. Bullshit how the ref was conned into the free kick that lead to the goal, he just used his strength and got penalised for it. He'll be world class in a year or two. You can tell

Really bright cameo. Good ball for the goal, unlucky to hit the bar for the winner and then wins the free kick. Hope Eddie starts to utilise him more. Can definitely be a door opener for us in tight games.

Peter Bankes the latest addition to an already worryingly long cunt list this season.

All stemmed from that bullshit soft free kick. Third game in a row we've had a nonce referee hell bent on ruining our day.

Mowbray's a proper chicken tikka masala, cheddar cheese, can of Carling, plain white shirt of an appointment. Not terrible but not particularly inspiring or good. Imagine he'll keep them safe and in midtable but don't see him being the man for a promotion push.

Bristol City conceded 90th min to cost me £300. Yet another 3pm zilch for me. I hope they go out of business.

Literally Kotchap injured seconds later fuck betting.

Glad I copied this so far. Halfway... I need Rashford 2 SOT for mine.

Norwich win / Norwich most corners / Sunlun most cards 10/1 (Paddy - Power Prices section) Rashford & Adams 2+ SOT 14/1 (365) Not had a single 3pm winner since footy returned so loading up on the earlies and lates today!

that's up there with Alastair McGowan Goes Wild With The Rhinos and Dive To Shark City with Neil Morrissey. (both are real I swear)

Same thing happens at the end of one of the Netflix series when all the Charlton fans are celebrating winning the playoffs. Some mackem wife says to her fella "Why's it never us celebrating, why's it never Sunlun"

Time for everyone's favourite caretaker manager til the end of the season!

Couldn't get out of there fast enough, could he? Stoke's a shithole but it probably looks lovely compared to Sunlin. "Ah was theya when wah serld Neil to Sterk"